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  1. Well, I guess I was wrong, I just don't belong
    But then I've been there before
    Everything's all right, I'll just say good night
    And I'll show myself to the door
    Hey, I didn't mean to cause a big scene
    Just give me an hour and then
    Well, I'll be as high as that ivory tower
    That you're livin' in

     

    'Cause I've got friends in low places
    Where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues away
    And I'll be OK
    Yeah, I'm not big on social graces
    Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
    Oh, I've got friends in low places

  2. It's so hard to get old without a cause
    I don't want to perish like a fading horse
    Youth's like diamonds in the sun
    And diamonds are forever

     

    So many adventures couldn't happen today
    So many songs we forgot to play
    So many dreams swinging out of the blue
    We'll let 'em come true

     

    Forever young
    I want to be forever young
    Do you really want to live forever?
    Forever, and ever
    Forever young
    I want to be forever young
    Do you really want to live forever?
    Forever, and ever

  3. Don't do this, I don't do this to you
    Don't expect me to enjoy it
    'Cause I really don't have the courage not to turn the volume up inside my ears
    For years I used to put my head inside the speakers
    In the hallway when you get too high and talk forever

     

    The day I die, the day I die
    Where will we be?
    The day I die, the day I die
    Where will we be?

  4. I love parties, but I don't go
    Then I feel bad when I stay home
    'Cause I need a friend when I take a walk
    I like spacin' out when somebody talks
    I wanna be rich, but I feel guilty
    I fall in love with everyone who hates me

    All my favorite songs are slow and sad
    All my favorite people make me mad, so mad
    Everything that feels so good is bad, bad, bad
    All my favorite songs are slow and sad
    I don't know what's wrong with me (Ooh, ooh, ooh)
    I don't know what's wrong with me (Ooh, ooh, ooh)

  5. At least we'll always have his unhinged heel turn after the (legitimate, literally nothing to complain about) offside penalty.

     

    The only thing missing was a WWE style bit where CBS cuts to a nondescript room in the bowels of Arrowhead stadium:

     

    Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce are taking turns working over Kadarius Toney with a steel chair.

    Mahomes: "It was the greatest play in the history of the NFL!"

    Kelce: "It was my first passing touchdown you stupid piece of *****! Taylor was going to write a song!"

     

    Andy Reid walks in and bellows, "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?" 

    Mahomes and Kelce back off momentarily. Out of nowhere Reid clocks Toney with the Chiefs offensive playbook. 

     

    Romo: "Oh my gosh... it's a west coast offense playbook... it's gotta be over a thousand pages long..."

     

    Reid: "Hold him down!" Mahomes and Kelce pin Toney while Reid strips off his shirt, climbs a table and splashes Toney.

     

    Romo: "Jim... there's kids watching this..."
    Nantz: "Andy Reid must weigh over 400lbs!"

     

    Josh Allen and his o-line charge into the meeting room.

     

    Nantz: "But wait! It's Josh Allen! And the Buffalo Bills offensive line!"
    Romo: "Here we go!"

     

    Allen and the O-line quickly clear out the Chiefs locker room. Allen helps Toney up.
    Allen: "Are you alright?"
    Toney: "Yeah... uh... thanks..."
    Allen holds up Toney's arm victoriously. The O-line joins in when suddenly Spencer Brown kicks Toney in the gut and delivers a stunner.

     

    the sound of breaking glass

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  6. 33 minutes ago, LABILLBACKER said:

    I hate to break this to fans but Cook's drop problems are NOT easily fixable. He drops easy passes because he doesn't focus. This isn't a technique or physicality issue.  Rolling in a jugs will not solve this.  Obviously we're all rooting for him to improve the fumbles (4) and dropped tds (4). But it's only happening with a sense of mental focus.

     

    This worries me as well. From my unscientific perspective I'm guessing that he loses concentration, and perhaps this was one of the things McDermott was punishing him for earlier in the year. Also wondering if it's something that comes up in practice, which would feed McD's annoyance (intense dude, after all).

     

    If he fixes that, loving most of what else was shown, he's got the burst, he can rack up big yards even after some contact, and he's certainly a threat in the passing game. But the inexplicable layup-type drops were "a thing" by season's end.

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  7. Come a little bit closer
    Hear what I have to say
    Just like children sleepin'
    We could dream this night away

     

    But there's a full moon risin'
    Let's go dancin' in the light
    We know where the music's playin'
    Let's go out and feel the night

  8. Nobody gonna take my head
    I got speed inside my brain
    Nobody gonna steal my head
    Now that I'm on the road again
    Ooh, I'm in heaven again
    I've got everything
    Like a moving ground
    An open road and everything

     

    I love it and I need it, I seed it
    Eight cylinders all mine
    Alright, hold on tight
    I'm a highway star

  9. Oh, but now old friends they're acting strange 
    And they shake their heads and they tell me that I've changed
    Well something's lost, but something's gained
    In living every day


    I've looked at life from both sides now
    From win and lose and still somehow
    It's life's illusions I recall
    I really don't know life at all

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  10. Going down to the swamp
    Gonna watch me a hound dog catch a c00n
    Well, I'm going down to the swamp
    Gonna watch me a hound dog catch a c00n
    You know the hounddog make-a music
    On a summer night under a full moon

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  11. 6 minutes ago, PromoTheRobot said:

     

    When the Bills finally do win it all, they should build a statue in honor of those fans who didn't settle for less. We couldn't have done it without your commitment to excellence.

     

    Not that it matters, but this is the nirvana I attained after our latest loss. Instead of being grumpy and letting my disappointment lead to toxicity, it was time to step back and finally admit there's not a goddman thing I can do about it... other than being upset and (potentially) getting into arguments with my fellow Bills brethren and sistren on the message board.

     

    Whether I approve of McDermott or don't (and I couldn't agree more with @Logic's assessment of what always seems to happen against elite offenses), Terry Pegula doesn't know who the f I am and couldn't care less even if he did. He LOVES Sean and thus Sean will stay until something catastrophic happens. Just my take and how I'm dealing with situations I can't control.

     

    I do enjoy the (non-hostile/personal) debate and most of your are doing a wonderful job.

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  12. 11 minutes ago, BADOLBILZ said:

     

     

    Just when you thought that the Bills strategy all along had been to burn the clock and end up with the ball last..........the only real chance they had to win this game.........they come out of the 2 minute warning with a shot play for no reason.

     

    I don't know what game people were watching but the play there was to take small gains,  bully their way to a couple more first downs just as they had been doing for most of the game.......and force KC to use up their timeouts.

     

    THEN worry about scoring the touchdown.

     

    I can't understand what they were thinking during that timeout.   

     

    Totally appropriate ending to their season though.   

    Exactly what I saw. Thought the previous 48 minutes was for the most part, well executed strategy on offense and complementary football by simply keeping KC off the field and wearing down their defense, while limiting exposure to ours.

     

    I was screaming at the TV "what are you doing", just grind yards whether it was that open crosser to Diggs or simply out-physicalling KC and forcing their way down the field taking the yards and first downs as they came, with the intent to kill clock culminating in a touchdown.

     

    You put it better but it was extremely frustrating watching the shot that got broken by Jones affecting Allen's throw, or even worse, what looked like a desperation throw on 3rd down. The first down conversion would have been there if they took what was there on second.

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  13. Strangely enough, yes. They played hard, we had our chances at the end of the game, and just couldn’t close. Lots of little things added up.

     

    There was no blame for the refs, and luck broke our way when we really needed it (Chiefs’ fumble in the end zone and Allen’s fumble we recovered stand out). Even with our depleted defense, the Chiefs were also losing important players as the game went on. 
     

    We just couldn’t close at the end. Whether it was Bass’ miss, Allen missing Shakir or Diggs dropping Allen’s bomb (which was thrown well enough IMO) or any of a hundred little things before that, we were so close but just couldn’t quite get there.

     

    It was a surprising season considering the despair at 6-6 and the thousands of little things we missed or did wrong to get there but they surprised me at did what I had written off as impossible so there’s that.

     

    I’ll leave the analysis and criticism for the rest of you who are doing a good job and articulate what I feel is wrong. But for a guy who was really down on McDermott, I felt for him in the post game presser. No NFL head coach is genuine facing the media and especially Sean who keeps things generic. But he was sincere, he owned everything and between him and Allen, they wore the pain on their sleeves so to speak. He was surprisingly indulgent and just went with the questions.

     

    Better luck next year, we’ve been here awhile now and it still beats being permanently assigned to Sunday @ 1PM because none of our games matter. At least that’s how I feel.

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