Behindenemylines
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On 5/2/2024 at 6:47 PM, Royale with Cheese said:
Are you sure Coleman is a lock? From what I am reading on this forum, he sounds like a roster bubble player.He’s too slow to reach the bubble much less be on it!
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17 hours ago, BillsFooteball said:
This was amazing. The Hernandez jokes were so savage lol
Gloriously savage. Such a POS
8 hours ago, MJS said:Anyone notice how Bill Belichick rushed over to shake Peyton Manning's hand? Brady saw and put his head down and turned away.
It's so hilarious how much bad blood there is between Brady, Belichick, and Kraft. Belichick wanting nothing to do with getting up there with Kraft, but he had to.
BB is such a tool. Arrogant and self indulgent
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3 hours ago, BillsfaninSB said:
I’m glad those are penalties now. But the Cowboy getting stepped on always gave me a little joy. Am I a bad person?
Nope. That one makes 9 out of 10 people happy!
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Great less touches for the child/girlfriend/deckhand/flag football chick-beater.
OBJ doesn’t scare anyone really, but will add drama to what I think this year in Miami will be a sh!tsh?w.
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5 hours ago, Gene Frenkle said:
Fun fact: Ken Griffin, the bidder, is one of those sociopath Wall Street billionaires who makes his money Office Space style. He uses high speed computer algorithms to skim money on every trade, siphoning money from all so that he can do things like move to Florida to avoid taxes and bid $10,000,000,000 on a franchise with a mid QB.
To correct your statement: he moved To Florida to avoid some taxes. Florida isn’t a place where you get tax amnesty.
and honestly if it makes $ sense and it works for you who cares. Nobody should be able to spend somebody else’s money. Rich or poor
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On 4/30/2024 at 6:47 PM, JerseyBills said:
I know dudes he hangs with in Hackensack, NJ
Let's just say his character doesn't fit majority of NFL teams but he'll def get a roster spot somewhere
So it’s a bidding war between KC and Cleveland then
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Ol’ stone hands-no thanks
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18 hours ago, Putin said:
Terry is a clown
Absolutely. Anytime he’s on my wife says isn’t that the guy from “Failure to Launch” who shows his old fat A$$.
Then I can’t get that image out of my head-ruins the game
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1 hour ago, WotAGuy said:
That’s how all chicks look when they crawl otta my back seat. Hey-ooooo!!Well trying to untie rope knots after a chloroform nap is a bit difficult, and since when is the back of a panel van considered the “backseat”. 😂
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15 hours ago, DJB said:
Punt return guy that plays nickel
I think he also ran one of the top 10 fastest 40’s this year
I heard we need a fast burner and deep threat so the only metric available is the 40 time. We should move him to WR immediately. Our only shot a a SB this year 🤡
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On 4/21/2024 at 4:16 PM, SoTier said:
That's definitely a WNY, especially Southern Tier, thing. I've heard people refer to the village of Silver Creek as Silver Crik.
One thing that I've noticed recently on tv is some actors seem to add an extra syllable to some words, most notably on words that end in ing. Examples:
go-ing becomes go-ing-ga or com-ing becomes com-ing-ga.
I still say Crick and “mocked-out” as another.
nephews just can’t wait to make fun of me when I say either.-
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11 minutes ago, ScorpionZero said:
Oh yeah, Bishop. Been pounding the simulator for him all off-season
So have you been pounding the bishop for him? Simulating pounding the bishop? Simulating him pounding the bishop?
im highly confused and more importantly frightened and disturbed. This is a family board-seek help dude😁
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39 minutes ago, dave mcbride said:
Well, Russ is probably headed for the HOF based on 9 or so great seasons. But he’s in the nfc, so not my problem!
Not sure about the Hall for him.
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1 minute ago, dave mcbride said:
Wow, he sounds as false as Russ!!
Hopefully he plays the same
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Just now, MikePJ76 said:
I am fairly certain the league makes these teams at the top take all the time.
Remember the draft is on a thursday night in primetime...this is a show the nfl is producing.
the days of the draft just being a league event are long gone...The league is showcasing these young players tonight to generate interest and sell merchandise.
Exactly. Everything is canned and packaged to take our money and give it to someone else.
It’s all so obvious
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12 hours ago, mushypeaches said:
I mean, they're not terrible, but the first thought I had is that the horizontal stripes aren't going to be too flattering to the offensive linemen
Ha. Stick Daboll in one of these and you’d think he was the 9ball that fell off the pool table.
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It’s like someone ate the old uniforms and Shat out the Texans new uniforms.
I think Diggs will look amazing in a Shatiform. Hopefully plays like it too.
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Beane knows it’s important to get Allen as much talent as possible for as cheaply as possible for the next 4 years.
I see him creating somehow a team friendly deal to move up and grab his pick.
Allen needs targets and lots of them. He grabs another in round 1 then focuses on D in round 3/4
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For three years I had season tickets to the Patriots. I’d go to two games a year and give away the rest.
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44 minutes ago, gonzo1105 said:
It’s never 50/50 it’s always like 80/20 angerWell we arent called the mafia for no reason
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51 minutes ago, Buffalo_Stampede said:
100% of my cash will leave you negative. Not sure about everyone else.
I love it! Think of all the taxes we are saving with your loss. We need more of them to break even. I got this accounting stuff down! Just send your cash to Behindenemylines. I’ll take gooood care of it.
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6 minutes ago, papazoid said:
5% of $3 Billion is $150 mil....
mark me down as skeptical this collective forum has that cash
I’ve got a 2 month old keg of Jenny screamers and 50 bux.
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If we all kick 100% of our cash we got 5%. Know anybody to cover the the other 20%? We’re good for it, riiiiggghhhtt?
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13 hours ago, Warriorspikes51 said:
The only way Allen is ever traded is if he asks for it.
If someone called Beane today and said "I'll give you my next 4 1st Round Picks for Allen"
It's an automatic no.
I mean that’s like stating “ give me your $100,000,000 now and I’ll give you four tickets to possibly win $0 to $1,000,000,000
crazy talk when you have the #1 or 2 QB in the game, and i.e. #1 or 2 most important person in all off sport.
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Tyler Boyd 1-year 4.5M with the Titans
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Claypool>hopkins
Rashee Rice might be available come playoffs. Rice>Claypool>Hopkins
if Rice doesn’t start McD won’t mind a few bulletins holes in his minivan from time to time I m sure