http://www.espn.com/blog/buffalo-bills/post/_/id/29511/another-bills-player-takes-650-uber-from-chicago-to-buffalo
REILLY'S AGENT: Listen B-Money! We're gonna get you in the news right now to remind everyone how stupid the front office is for not activating you.
REILLY: OK, sounds good. What do I have to do?
AGENT: Piece of cake, baby! I'll send you a thousand bucks to take an Uber from Chicago, then I'll tell all the blog clowns looking for a bye week story.
REILLY: Didn't Shareece already do that?
AGENT: And now he's a starting DB.
REILLY: Isn't there something else I could do? Like donate supplies to Puerto Rico or pose with some puppies at an animal shelter?
AGENT: When you say stupid things like that I wish I was never your agent.
REILLY: OK, sorry. It's a long drive from Chicago to Buffalo. Can I bring my girlfriend? Or my mom?
AGENT: Sorry didn't hear what you were saying, I was too bored. Leave in the next few minutes and we might be able to get you on the early talk shows.
REILLY: It's just that other teams have been calling, and I think I'd rather play somewhere where they'll actually use me.
AGENT: What did I just tell you about saying stupid things! Your Uber's already downstairs. Looks like he's American, which is a bonus. Remember, don't talk about Trump, Kapaernick, religion, genitals, or money. I'm texting Rodak right now that you're on the way. Good luck, B-Money!