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Peace Frog

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  1. 5 hours ago, Scott7975 said:

    I was thinking about getting some wings or just making my own but honestly I am pretty tired of that for football.  Dont get me wrong, I love my wings.  I'm just looking for something different.  Thought maybe some of you all would be making something awesome that I might try and do too.  So, what are you all having for tomorrow?  I cant fuggin wait.  Go Bills!!

     

    I hear you. I like my wings but do get tired of chicken all the time.  Last season, my wife and I tried Buffalo shrimp and fell in love with them.  I usually get the large pink Patagonian ones that are frozen, raw, and already peeled and just cook them in boiling water with Old Bay seasoning.  Then, we'll dip them in the Frank's & melted butter and serve them with a bunch of celery, carrots, and Marie's Bleu cheese dressing.  You don't get the greasy heartburn after the game like you do from the wings.  Almost forgot: lots of Labatt's Blue.

     

     

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  2. 6 hours ago, Apocalypse Nuts said:

    Seriously, after reading that recent article on our boy JA17 messing with everyone with those classic (if not tired) "Deez Nuts" jokes, I have become trapped by this comic tractor-beam to no end!  It has invaded my life and I cannot listen to a song without inserting "Deez Nuts" into said lyrics.  It just works so well, and on so many (shallow) levels!

     

    A small sample, if I may:

     

    1.  Journey "Who's Crying Now?" - not hard to imagine but I'll indulge you all:

     

    One love feeds the fire Deez Nuts
    One heart burns desire Deez Nuts
    Wonder  Deez Nuts, who's crying now
    Two hearts Deez Nuts born to run
    Who'll be the lonely one
    Wonder  Deez Nuts, who's crying now

     

     

    2. Peter Frampton's classic "Do you Feel?"

     

    Woke up this morning with a wine glass Deez Nuts in my hand
    Whose wine Nuts? What wine Nuts?
    Where the hell did I dine are my Nuts?
    Must have been a dream
    I don't believe where I've been
    Come on, let's do it Deez Nuts again

    Do you, you Deez Nuts, feel like I do?
    Do you, you Deez Nuts, feel like I do?

     

     

    I think you can catch my drift (Nuts) at this point, eh?  The list can go on and on infinitely.

     

    Seriously, the possibilities are endless.  That is, if you're a 48 year old man with the sense of humor of a 14 year old. 

     

    Anyway, food for thought...

     

     

    P.S. I have to give props to Key and Peele (Sp?) and their absolutely classic and hilarious "Deez Nuts" skit a few years back, which I assume is more than likely JA17's inspiration for these jokes. 

     

     

    1. The Lovin' Spoonful "Summer in the City"

     

    Hot town summer in the city

    Back of my neck Deez Nuts getting dirty and gritty.

     

    2. Lynyrd Skynyrd "That Smell"

     

    Whiskey bottles, and brand new cars

    Oak tree Deez Nuts you're in my way.

     

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