My ideal meeting:
Murray: "Josh, you know how we come out flying every game in the first quarter?"
Allen: "Yeah, we go up tempo."
Murray: "Then we struggle til like last 8-10 minutes"
Allen: "Coach wants complimentary football"
Murray: "Your headset is going to break next game, so you'll have to call the plays"
Allen: "Huh?"
Murray: "Your headset broke and you can't hear Ken. Call the plays. Guys, let's catch the ball and ignore these clowns"
End of story