[Orten Hatches an Egg]

My best attempt. A little twist, tweaked for the Bills Offense:

 

 

"Oh, Baby, the places this offense will go!"

 

"Baby, oh, baby the places this offense will go!

 

The stadiums you will visit!

 

The teams you will mow!

 

The horn-tooting apes

 

From the Jungles of Jorn,

 

Will hoot a big toot

 

On the day you are born

 

….

 

You will find from your very

 

first moment on the field

 

you're surrounded by new fans

 

who's joy is hard to conceal!!

 

…

 

While you are busy growing

 

we're all busy counting

 

the days till we meet you-

 

excitement is mounting!

 

…

 

You'll find this team's a great place to begin,

 

but it could use some help-

 

which is where you come in.

 

So now, As my voice burble-urps in your ear-

 

with a bump-thumpy sound that is not very clear-

 

the words I am saying you hear in your helmet,

 

and know that I wish you the very best start.

 

It's a scrumptulous League and it's ready to greet you,

 

And as for myself…

 

well…

 

I can't wait to meet you!"

Nice

[I hope Coughlin's gets fired so the Bills can get him.]

Lets bring back marv and chan...get parcels .....those guys can surely relate to today's players and todays schemes

[Good, now we can start EJ and sit down this clown Orton.]

History of the Buffalo Bills

 

Good we can now start __________ and sit down this clown____________.

[Is it interesting that Terry & Kim Pegula have been silent?]

Not sure what to make of the fact that they have said very little following the purchase of the franchise. I guess they are going to let the season close out and then do whatever it is they are going to do. The reality is that if they are going to make any significant changes they likely need to do so relatively quickly in order to have preparation time for the draft.

 

If you over payed for an Ice Cream Stand and then at the peak of Summer the Ice Cream goes sort of bad would you then complain about it and talk about how next year will be better. Plus they really only know what they are told about the Bills and the NFL...prudent to shut up at just watch it happen for a while. Do you expect the owners to make this all better? They are not graduates of football academy..they are business folks who lucked out with the natural gas Boom in PA. Jeeze

[Would Chan be an upgrade as OC?]

Enough of the Chan crap he was old and in the way last time..he only was here cause Ralph and Buddy liked the nursing home setting for meetings..Chan is fishing ang hanging with his grand children. Leave him be.

[Hackett leaving Henderson out to dry]

 

 

Orton needs to be in no-NFL all the time.

Yeah he needs no huddle cause he has no job

[If Hackett goes and is replaced by Sean Payton, would that be enough?]

Bring back Marv levy!!!!

[Why Did Spiller Play?]

Cj is at best a smurf slot receiver Hoodie will get him for nothing and make him a Welker

[Orten Hatches an Egg]

Exactly he is an elephant when he runs. The bills are the dr Seuss of the nfl

 

Hopefully he will hear a you're cut not like your body builder you're cut obviously

[Revisiting the Lynch trade]

Why not go the source... Marv Levy Mr Character Guy ignored the obvious downside and brought Lynch here. Lynch was a fish out of water and hated Buffalo...Who wouldnt coming from S Cal. Another waste of a draft choice.

[Why Did Spiller Play?]

He actually had a nice run to the right side that got called back for a hold

id suspect he'd have a 100 yard day if the officials ignored all holding

[Why Did Spiller Play?]

He obviously wasn't ready as if he is ever ready...begone Spiller find some other team to be dazzled by your 50 yard runs every 4 games!!!

[Orten Hatches an Egg]

I did what I meant

and meant what I did

The Bill's should cut me

And be rid, rid, rid

 

OMG any other player that was that bad would be gone today.

 

Please Santa Claus, take him away

 

Even a Tuel

 

would more make my day.

 

I invoke Santa Claus and god to do the right thing.

[Who's going to Oakland?]

That's in Berkeley. Plenty of good food in Oakland.

Game will be on local tv as it's a "sell out", with the upper level tarped off.

 

Not true Oakland has had riots and is "tense" in some areas..I support the non violent protest and am sickened by the way the police act but as a white dude I would not be walking around Oakland or the Colosseum decked out like a Buffalo Bill's christmas tree.

[Let Hughes Walk if he wants too much (Or.. why Hughes is often more tr]

Arron Maybin bulked up...looks like Mr Peanut... waiting for his shot..get em cheap

[Who's going to Oakland?]

Find a Bay Area Sports Bar..Oakland is already a bit dicey right now..what with the police choking people.

[Cutler, Orton and Manual Walk into a Bar]

I'll check the Manual and see if there's a Tuel to reattach it..

 

Nataniel Hackett walks into a bar with a frog on his head, and the bartender asks may I help you....

 

Drunk Bill's fan says, "Hey I just saw a Frog with an unemployed man on his a$$

[Cutler, Orton and Manual Walk into a Bar]

No, as a QB. you got to stop hating on EJ,

 

FYI

http://www.syracuse....in_week_16.html

 

The Bills' offense has taken a step back in 2014..

 

I wonder who you blame for that> You certainly can not blame EJ.

 

It's not "hate" and nothing personal, obviously, and my rancor should be directed at the Bills "brain trust" that wasted a first round pick on a guy who was no superstar in college with lots of negative scouting reports which have been validated so far.. I don't see EJ in the NFL in 5 years. But, hey,I'm just a fan with an opinion.

 

Look around the NFL ...few teams are successful with mediocrity at QB...Orton fits the bill and the O suffers.

[Cutler, Orton and Manual Walk into a Bar]

EJ says ... 1 bottle of Jack each for my friends because in 5 years I'll still be on an NFL team

 

 

/thread

As a merchandise salesman

 

In Rochester next Summer..

 

Bartender says, What'll you have?"

 

Drunken Bill's fan says.....

QB Zombies!

 

For all my friennnnnnnnnds!

[Cutler, Orton and Manual Walk into a Bar]

This is a Zen Koan...the Bill's fan bows and says....what is the sound of 3 men sucking

[NFL worth early death]

Easy at 25 or so to say, "yes, I'd trade those later years for the money, glory and other gratuities of the NFL" (did you ever see Adrian Peterson's wife!) but then when you wake up Darryl Talley , not so easy anymore..Fools, trade money for health and well being.

["Cr*p rolls downhill..."]

As compensation..O line is among the "safest" positions...Much less chance of permanent brain injuries...although I think Marrone may be an exception..

 

A good QB with at least some mobility always elevates the O Line play..perhaps we will see that sometime down the road.

 

When the D can just Tee Off it can get ugly.

[Cutler, Orton and Manual Walk into a Bar]

In Rochester next Summer..

 

Bartender says, What'll you have?"

 

Drunken Bill's fan says.....

 

Any Replacement songs on the juke box?

[Cutler, Orton and Manual Walk into a Bar]

Bartender says.."which one of you guys is the new busboy and which ones is starting next Sunday and which one remembers the difference?"

The drunken Bill's fan says...get me another Guinness and turn up the TV , the Flash are playing.

[Should the "Shout" song be played after a FG?]

I hallucinate Rick James singing it and dancing