[What have YOU done today to beat Chicago?]

Got out my OJ jersey and sharpened my pizza cutter san gloves

[Bring back the Jills]

Ralph confided to me that the Jills were an integral part of the Bill'

s family. Beer, Bills and Booty is what the ignorant masses want.

Whether they win or lose, it's always better with a 21 year old blonde girl on your lap.

[week 1 haiku]

Wind wafts

 

Off the Lake

Cultler

Sighs

Sweat dries

No goal

[Sammy's Ribs]

I know Buffalo is a wing and pizza town but there is a lot riding on those ribs...

[Jerry Jones 'damn mad' about missing Johnny Manziel]

So far Johnny is a bust till he isn't. He's better suited to the Canadian League.

[If I was the new owner:]

Hey keep my father out of this..I still have issues

 

If I was the owner I'd definitely give the Jills a big raise and have them live at my mansion. I would also include birth control in their health care package even though I'm a Catholic Monastic

[If I was the new owner:]

Only speculation..actually if he was any good he would have gone for a higher pick or not at all.

 

Forget Cowher...who develops QBs for New England..lets give him a shot..

[If I was the new owner:]

Some of you guys are brutle.

 

If I was the owner , I would have thrown up in my Bills Mug when they hired Orton and passed on Mallett .

Bill Cowher for GM.

Hackett for ballboy

Marrone for best dressed

[If I was the new owner:]

I'd have to look at this mess of poor decision making for 2 years regarding QBs and decisions like playing your injured 1st rounder in a meaningless game and say time to clean house....Where's Bill Cower's cell #?

[Turmoil brewing between Marrone and Whaley?]

Its a sinking ship without an owner...the Bickering Bills return..scrums and yelling..should be a fun season

[50 Shades oF Gailey and Weindstadt]

Spiller is a fantasy, an illusion at best a 3rd down back (Patriots would use him correctly) and until the Bills find a healthy competent run north and south back (Fred till he's injured) they will be 3 n out. Start Fred!

 

The Bills had 2 very good backs when they wasted a 1 on Spiller now they'd be happy to get a 3 and move on.

 

I can't root for the Steelers as I made a pact with OJ many years ago that I would remain in the dark until Ralph died and the Bills move to London (home of Jack the Ripper, OJ's favorite fantasy team psycho killer)

 

Gailey and Whine(bad)Stats were in over their heads and I'm afraid Marrone et al are as well. They are expecting E J to play outside his capabilities..he was mediocre in college and hence...

[50 Shades oF Gailey and Weindstadt]

Another season begins and I put out my paper bag, ready to remain anonymous as a Bills lover.

 

Some suggestions:

 

1.Let Sammy play QB and catch his own passes

 

2. Release all 4 QBs and start over with whoever is available after cutdowns.

 

3. Let the team go to London so at least we'll be too far away to smell them

 

4. Tebow's been practicing, can it get worse

 

5. Make Spiller an OG so he can run around his own holes hoping to break one

 

6. Get rid of that awful bell sound. O perhaps it's Big Ben calling

 

7. Spray some more WD 40 on the fake grass so everyone falls down every play

 

8. Sell the team to Bon Jovi so I can root for Pittsburgh

[Bills fans are drunkest in NFL]

The weather sucks

The Bills suck

Buffalo never recovered from any recession in the last 50 years, hence Buffalo sucks.

Yeah, I'll have nuther

 

At least I'm not responsible.