Why in the hell is it only 9:30 in the freaking morning? I think I need to induce a 9 hour coma with drugs, blow to the head, or something else. Any suggestions?
Hey there fellow humanoids. Stads checking in to validate my existence as super real man person. How bout we gather at the local drinking establishment for good time hops and barley? Don't tempt me with Karaoke machine. #1 embarrassment. I need night away from female spouse and smaller versions of me.