IBTG81

100% dead on.

Random House, American Heritage, Merriam-Webster (abridged and unabridged), Oxford English Dictionary. And it's not "Webster and Unabridged". It's "Webster's Unabridged..." "Unabridged" means "complete" or "not truncated". And I highly doubt your "definition" of science is in there. 845189[/snapback] Science H Logic! Both of your science is flawed. For only the Sea Otters know the true answer to the great question 845211[/snapback] Sea Otters! Bah! I bow down to the almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster!

You're an insult to BF. Congratulations. Embrace evolution and natural selection.

That's not what I heard...

You're, not your. Did you just sin by calling me an ass?

AJ, care to answer this?

You work in a hospital, right?

Even then, if she tried to ride you, she'd cover you up. Hell, I'd pay to see you jump to get on the bed.

Say a prayer for me.

You would need a stepstool.

Do you even understand the reference?

Reading comprehension isn't your strong point, huh? I said BEG LANA. I didn't even ask. I'm surprised your lord and savior would allow you to participate in this thread. Shouldn't you be feverishly reading the bible now?

So, who is going to be the first one to beg for Lana's participation? My money is ok the crap throwing bungee jumper.

You have to trim because all of your gf's have braces.

I'm working. I'll be stuck here all night.

I'm thankful mine aren't naturally hairy. How do you put a razorblade to your balls? I trim. This thread is going to get very gay soon, so I expect Topm and Darin to join any second.

He's a reserve center and one of three brothers on the RU team. He's still in the ICU in Cinci after developing what I believe (that's what I'm hearing) an infection of the heart. I'm not one to normally go around asking for prayers or anything, but this is a really good kid.

This is going to sound so cliche, but it's a Jersey thing. I work for the athletic department. He's not going anywhere.

He has stated numerous times he has no interest. He just signed a 7 year deal, and word has it RU is already adding more money to it. His wife does not want to move again (which she has stated publicly), and Schiano already turned down the Miami job before he left for RU. Also, a recruit who I am not going to mention stated he asked GS if he were leaving, Schiano told him absolutely not, that he's here to stay and RU can win a NC. One thing about GS is, is that he's brutally honest, and would not lie to a kid.

I agree 100%.

He isn't going anywhere...

That was the best you could come up with? The label "Alaskan retard" really suits you well.