Well here is a clean cut conversation between those Yankees this morning:
Derek: Hideki, Alex, what kinda ball are you playing?
Alex: I'm playing a Titlest, i marked it with .167, our 1-4 batters average in last four games
Hideki: Anata ga atarashi Topflight booru desu
Derek: do yu guys think I shaved close enough today, I could not hit Derek Lowe for stevestojan but I wanna make sure I'm clean cut on the golf course. Do i look fat in these golf pants?
Hideki: Hai!!!!!!