Jauronimo
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Not working, at least for me.
If the link worked then it wouldn't be a secret anymore, now would it?
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Buffy and I can agree! Does that mean we connected?
Yeah, you're both unmitigated morons.
Love,
Tom
PS: I didn't get to 30,000+ posts by passing up the low hanging fruit.
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Could you bring yourself to try these eggs?
They cook them all day in urine that is collected at schools from boys that are 10 and under only.
Health benefits _ keeps you from getting heat stroke.
Those motherf$%^ers stole my recipe for egg nog! Pirating DVDs, corporate espionage, now stealing priceless family traditions. Shame on you, China.
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I listened to his first album, Strategic Grill Locations, this weekend. Still so good. Wouldnt even know where to start quoting it. If you dont have it, or havent heard it, shoot me a PM.
You can PM Dr.D or install spotify and listen to it right now.
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I don't hate you; I just consider it my civic duty to beat some sense into teenagers.
That I enjoy picking on you is just something of a bonus...but then, I enjoy picking on everyone, so it hardly makes you special.
Tread lightly, Tom. It starts with some harmless internet banter with a 15 year old and next thing you know you're eating stale brownies and having a sit down with Chris Hansen. Seen it a thousand times.
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Looks like all that's left for Keith is internet blogging.
Maybe he can go back to SportsCenter and protect StuScott's blind side.
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/republicans-urge-minorities-to-get-out-and-vote-on,1241/
Because Ann has a black vibrator. It didn't take me long this morning to remember why I don't watch the news on television.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/riverboat-horseracing-fails-utterly,3814/
Waffles! Hot tasty waffles! Now I recall why I don't floss when I'm drunk.
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I worry that we're not making new memories and that makes me sad. Sometimes I feel like I don't even know the Bills anymore. I'm worried that I love the Bills, but I'm not sure if I'm IN love with the Bills.
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I think this is just the way that decisions are made now. The Supreme Court will probably launch a ten part mini-series that will air in the weeks leading up to the Decision.
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The best way to contact a player is to burn or spray paint the message into their lawn. It shows initiative.
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Since when do murderers get to have a normal life? (OJ maybe?) Zimmerman is a self-appointed Barney Fife who was determined to shoot him a thug. He wanted a confrontation that would allow him to "stand his ground" and an innocent kid is dead. It would take me 3 seconds to indict him, but then again I'm not in the NRA's pocket.
PTR
It must get tiring carrying around all that white-hispanic guilt.
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They need a new restaurant. The Bills staff must hate Tempo at this point...
They keep going there because they hate it?
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"Some songs have a special meaning for a man in regards to a special woman. But this can backfire, because maybe the song had deeper meaning to begin with but now it’s being cheapened. ‘We are the world, we are the children, we are the ones who make a better life so let’s keep on giving… Remember that song, baby? The night I f%^*%^ you in the pet cemetery!?!"
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If you really wanted to be the top-hat and monocle of the group then you should point out that I'm ridiculing people in the exact same post where I tell them that ridiculing should not be done.
Like I said, look up irony. Not sure how its possible, but it appears that I've over-estimated you.
Sorry DiN, you try but Conner is just too damn good.
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http://www.cnn.com/2012/03/28/politics/congressman-hoodie/index.html?hpt=hp_c1
Afterward, Rush told CNN he was wearing a tie, suggesting he was appropriately dressed for the House floor. He said the purpose of putting on the hoodie was to send a message to young people, "to stand their ground, stand up and don't stand down."Interesting choice of words.
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All of your posts are so silly. This is the most unscientific discussion ever. A very silly thing when you are all supposed to be discussing a scientific topic.
This is probably not a complete list of how ridiculous you all are.
erynthered is using argument from silence and Ad hominem attacks
Alaska Darin has used Judgmental language, appeal to ridicule, Appeal to spite
DC Tom used the Continuum fallacy and Appeal to ridicule
3rdnlng used Appeal to ridicule
Bigfatbillsfan used Appeal to spite
Thank you, Conner. Can we please get back to discussing the hard science and facts surrounding climate shift as introduced by Conner in the post below?
Still waiting for you to collect your Nobel Prize for disproving global warming. We all know you could be a famous man, but instead you sacrifice fame and fortune and spend your time educating1 our feeble minds. We on TBD/PPP appreciate that you give so much of yourself for us.
1. Read: miseducate
I can see why you're a legend at PPP. Why don't you look up irony on wikipedia while you're at it.
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If you don't mind looking like you're doing your best Bear Grylls impersonation and drinking copious amounts of warm piss then its perfect, from a design standpoint.
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You mean like hang out on this board and regurgitate "ideology" that you get from MSN? Yeah, your life is apparently awesome.
Well he does have a negative effective tax rate, which is pretty awesome.
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Crump also said authorities were trying to "demonize" Martin with news accounts that surfaced Monday, saying Martin had been suspended from school in Miami for 10 days after a search of his book bag turned up an empty plastic bag with marijuana residue. "Whatever Trayvon Martin was suspended for had absolutely no bearing on what happened on the night of February 26," he said. Martin's mother, Sybrina Fulton, said, "The only comment that I have right now is that they've killed my son and now they're trying to kill his reputation."
Gee, just like the family "demonized" Zimmerman these past couple weeks.
White Hispanics are inherently racist and have a penchant for hate crimes, Jack. I'm surprised you didn't know that.
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Was the $325 how much the hooker cost that laughed at your shrunken package?
$325 for a hooker? Who do you think I am, Charlie F@#$%ing Sheen? No, I frequent the under $30 variety, which are just as good, just don't kiss them on the lips.
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To any lawyers out there, I am currently seeking representation for my upcoming lawsuit against Coors Brewing company. I recently spilled their product on my genitals and suffered 3rd degree shrinkage for over 72 hours. Tests confirmed that Coor's is the coldest tasting beer on the market and tastes 50% colder than the next coldest tasting beer. Furthermore, unlike my balls, the mountains on the can failed to turn blue and provided no warning that the beverage which would later soak my junk was indeed as cold as the Rocky Mountains. It is my contention that Coors is guilty of gross negligence and that unreasonable cold tastingness and a can defect caused severe mental anguish to the tune of $325.
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Apparently, Trayvon looks like Obama's unborn son. GUILTY!
http://www.cnn.com/2012/03/23/justice/florida-teen-shooting/index.html?hpt=hp_t2
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Whatever's on Oprahs list. I'm almost halfway through A Million Little Pieces. Such a touching story.
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I got a perfect score. I also cheated.
Impeach the Supreme court for something they haven't done yet?
in Politics, Polls, and Pundits
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Clearly you're a racist, and a heartless one at that. The Constitution guarantees us, as American citizens, a certain minimum lifestyle. Our rights to a comfortable wage, healthcare, a house, a car, an LCD TV, and a smartphone are inalienable under the 5th or 6th amendment (not sure which one, but its in the top ten). Anyone who doubts this wants to kill grandma!