• If Ryan uses his mother as an example to pitch Romney's Medicare plan, take a drink.
• Every time Biden inappropriately uses the word "literally," take a sip.
• If the war in Afghanistan, now entering its 12th year, is mentioned, take a drink.
• On Medicare, if either candidate mentions the figure $716 billion, chug two drinks.
• If either candidate alludes to the historic age gap between them, which places Joe Biden in the Senate when Paul Ryan was only 2, take two drinks.
...ok...we're doing it...Biden is going to "literally" kill us tonight