Surfmeister
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If you are sorry I forgive you. After all you have always been very nice to me.
Have a nice day
Surf
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I see the photo of the fat guy at his computer on
www.ircimages.com
all the time.
NO ~ That site is not work safe ... but it is very entertaining and a good source for links to Euro web sites that are free just like the US Internet used to be 10 years ago.
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"I decided not to spend my morning reading how good or bad the team is, or how good or bad I should feel, or how positive or negative I should feel about yesterday's game. I simply don't care about all that stuff. "
Well, good for you. You have much more in common with the team and coaches than I do. Be proud you share that with our 2004 Bills.
May God Bless ~
Surf
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Oh Christ ~ You're back.
Did you get your job and life straightened out yet? Or are you still too busy righting the wrongs of professional football teams?
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Question: Do they serve fried baloney at the Stadium any more?
Answer: No.
There's the reason for the sudden drop in attendance.
Next question please ...
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I just don't get it WHY the NFL Cheerleaders get so little air time when the game is on network TV. The network knows the majority of the viewers are male (some may even be men) so why not more coverage of the Cheerleaders?
The Houston Texan gals were looking hot yesterday !
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Every year it KIND OF goes like this:
Season starts: If you see a problem you are told it is too early to tell, you're told you are Chicken Little if you point out any problems. ICE just might call you names.
Mid Season: People start to realize just how f'd the team is. Some calculate our record if we win out. Good for them. Others are debated about Bledsoe.
Late Season: People say it is too late to do anything about it now, we'll wait for the draft and perhaps free agent acquisitions. We'll fix it in the off-season.
Off Season: One Bills Drive has a lackluster draft picking near no-names and picking up has-beens from other teams. Cheaper the better. Bledsoe was a bonanza for the front office season ticket sales. Goodie for them.
Start cycle again ad naseum.
Speak up or say you aren't happy with the way things look ... you are told to go root for Miami. Or you are slammed for posting an "I told you so" post.
Bottom Line: If you want to help. Forget it. You'll get slammed. If you want to be a pollyanna and say everythinhg either IS alright or it will be alright you'll fit right in. After all aren't we all here just to socialize anyway? Better than that if you are a part of the inner circle here, you have found your niche in life, sit back and enjoy! You are more in than in.
Then why the hell does Surf come here? Because I have a few friends here that sometimes think what I say is funny ... and ... sometimes people post a link to a story or photo that I find interesting. But to actually discuss Bills stuff here is near pointless unless you are a hardcore participant in the above vicious cycle.
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I will do all I can do to help the Bills win.
Therefore, I am betting the Cards and taking the points. I don't know what made the line give points to the Cards but I'm taking them.
Rest assured ....
If I bet against the Bills THEY WILL WIN !
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Paige or Lauren are very nice names for a young lady. I would go with either of those.
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Hogboy! Is that you??? Your name is repulsive, what other clues do we need?
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The Los Straitjackets will be appearing with the Pontani Sisters at The Christmas Pageant 2004 starring Kaiser George and introducing The Hi Risers!
This is a great chance to see America's Instrumentalists and have a great time. If you haven't heard this band you are in for a real treat.
Here is their web site:
http://los.straitjackets.com/index.html
Surf's Up !
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It is called Vigel and it works
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I don't care for cats. They cause SIDS by snatching the breath away from babies when they are in the crib sleeping. Then the baby is dead and the cat gets the attention back from the parents. Real nice.
They stalk helpless birds in MY backyard uninvited while all the time thinking they are some big African cat on the prowl. What !@#$s cats are. They have lots of friggin cat food at home but they have to kill birds and baby rabbits in MY backyard. They also taunt dogs behind fences just to wind dogs up.
Then they don't come when you call them and act like they own the house and you're the guest. PLus, their tails move like a snake. Icky!
I AVOID chicks who own cats because they sometimes have similar habits. Cats have no shame of stuff they do to you. And if a guy is a cat owner, I steer way clear of that Looser. Girls with cats cheat on guys 200% more than girls who own dogs.
If a cat walks on the mantel and knocks a vase off and it breaks the cat will act like it wasn't me. But if a cat attempts a jump from the sofa to the kitchen counter and misses by an inch it will run away and hide becasue it did something stupid and can't face itself.
Plus if you are in trouble a cat can't help you like a dog will help. If you fall over in your house and drop into a coma, the cat will eat your eyes before the paramedics turn down your street. A dog or potbellied pig would dial 911 before you hit the floor. Dogs can also detect cancer in humans by smell.
I think cats should be tied up and behind fences just like dogs. Or ... if you don't care for that idea, let's let the dogs have the same American FREEDOMs cats have and let the two of them sort it out in the street.
One famous type of cat is the Persian. That comes from what is now known as Iraq and Iran. Need I say more? I think not!
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The party is really only for the women, but they need the men there to make sure the batteries go in the toys in the right direction.
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Insane to name a girl so the initials turn out to be PMS. It sounds like a punchline to a bad joke. PLEASE see what you can do to get this changed and have Mrs SDS wake from her dreamworld if she thinks the little girl won't catch flack because of this. Kids are cruel ...
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Can we all please remember the only people in the USA who are fair game to make fun of are White Anglo Men. Like Bundy on Married with Children. Like so many dozens of TV commercials. It is the white doofus dad, the white stoopid boyfriend, the white male husband who gets treated like a child by his TV wife on sitcoms. That is the ONLY role we can make fun of ... all the rest are taboo. Keep this in mind when you watch TV next time. You'll see very claerly what I am saying is true. On the other end of the scale there are some groups of people so holy, so precious, I can't even tell you who they are because they might be offended by that. All I have to say to them is ... way to go!
As a White Anglo Male I'm happy for the recognition.
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I chose Bostom to win last night because it represents Kerry.
Now if Houston wins tonight the series will be Boston (Kerry) vs Houston (Bush) just like the Presidential election.
Let's see if that happens.
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I remember when London first came to the Bills. Folks on this board were rejoicing in the departure of Sam Cowart saying London would take his place and then some.
What happened? Didn't it work out that way??
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Not me man. I have no clue what you are talking about.
Right now I work with brain surgeons and rocket scientists to study the effects of weightlessness during surgery on the brain. They are very smart but they drink way too much on the job!
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Lemming!
No thanks, I prefer seafood.
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What's the problem??
It's not as if people can READ in Miami anyway. They just see the pretty colors on the mural on their way to their next drive-by.
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If the US Government wanted to put a chip in me I would wake up early that day to be first in line. After all, they wouldn't do anything to me they wouldn't do to themselves and their own families. If they said so it would be for my own good and the good of others. There is no argument with that.
Sarcasm Contest
in The Stadium Wall Archives
Posted
Here's my borrowed entry to the contest >>
I think that all right-thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! But I'm sick and tired of being told that I am!
Monty Python