[Anybody Ever Do Time in Juvie/Prison?]

It wasn’t really nuthin to worry about.  Just a place to knock some teeth outta some heads and make a few bucks sellin cigs.  Most people was scared like the Bills is when they think about week one.  And if you knew what youse was doin it was as easy a place as week 1 is gonna be for the Jets.

 

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[Week one]

9 hours ago, Howard said:

* quote jimmy spagnulo here *

 

I thought you were gone from here. Thats why I like going to our place in ARZ because we dont have you downstate types there.  Now we're back in South Buff for the summer and remember how we used to handle guys like you. quick and painful like you said. In all my 88 years ive seen punks like you come and go, usually crawling back to your trans am after getting your noses busted by guys like me or Jimmy McNeil who lived on Caz.

 

My wife and me are planning to visit our grandson in Brooklynn and have a PO reunion with guys near the stadium at some italian joint.  I know you'll be busy smoking dope or something but i have a few things to talk to you about. Like my football team and how Marsel Dareus and company will hurt that little twerp Wilson.

let's go Buffalo!

 

Yo Howeird!  
 

How’s it hangin? Never mind.  Shirl told me it’s hangin in a thimble like usual.  She already hit me up for your weekend in Brooklyn so don’t worry when she goes out for cigarettes and doesn’t come back for a few hours.  I don’t know what a PO reunion is but it must be for old people.  
 

If yer 88 you must be losin any marbles that didn’t already get knocked outta yer head.  I don’t think Dareus has played on that podunk team of yours for years and you might notta known we got the all time best QB on our team now.  Youse more toast than Shirl puts on my plate the morning after we you know what.

 

At least this year you don’t gotta worry about leaving early for Arizona cuz yer seasons gonna be over quick.

 

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[Week one]

2 minutes ago, Gregg said:

 

A team coming off a 7-10 season isn't better than one coming off a 13-3 season. Grandpa isn't making up the 6 games difference. He will have to get used to being the #2 best QB in the division.

Like I said.  Quick but not painless.

 

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[Week one]

45 minutes ago, Warriorspikes51 said:

B-A-N  B-A-N  B-A-N 

Youse afraid a talkin football with a fan of a better team?  Stick your little fingers in youse ears and sing la la la?  It don’t matter none cuz your gettin curb stomped week 1.  The Jets is much better than the Bills.  We crushed you with Zach Wilson now we got one a top 3 all time QB.  Banning people ain’t gonna stop yer downfall.

 

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[Week one]

Youse done

 

Itll be quick but it won’t be painless.

 

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[Week 9: Bills at Jets - Sunday Nov. 6th 1pm]

Do youse really see any way the Bills can win this game?  The Jets is pissed because they lost to a worser team last week.  The Jets is at home.  The Jets crushed the Dolphins and the Dolphins crushed the Bills.  The Jets is on the rise and youse making desperation trades for nobodies.  It’s over.  All I’m not sure about is how many Bills fans I gotta throw down a flighta stairs when they get outta line.  The stairs is cement there so I’d stay quiet if I was you.

 

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[Week 9: Bills at Jets - Sunday Nov. 6th 1pm]

Ready to call the dentist?  Cuz youse teeth is gonna be missing Monday.

 

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[I betcha your fingers hurt]

Cuz the Jets is slamming your Super Bowl window shut and snappin those stubby little things in half.

 

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[Youse had a nice run]

Day 2 of the beat down for youse.  Thanks for letting us get this guy boneheads.

 

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[Youse had a nice run]

It’s over.

 

Enjoy your consigliere prize corner cuz we got the best one.  No way your guy can stop our new receiver and your old guy has a busted knee.  Then we got a guy to smack that smug look of your surfer quarterback’s face.  You even lost your backup to the Steelers so what is youse gonna do in the 2nd quarter when Allen is in the tent or ambulance?  We play youse twice so that’s like a double tap.  Bye bye.

 

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[Youse is on the ropes]

I seen the Jets isn’t sure which QB is going to beat youse yet.  Even though we have the best Josh in the division he is our 4th best QB and we has a Super Bowl MVP which is our third best.  The new baby face killer might not be healthy yet so Hunt might have to carve you up like he did to Cincy.

 

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[Youse is on the ropes]

This week is the knockout punch.  Don’t forget to pick up your teeth and bring them home.

 

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[Jim Kelly tells Greeny that Josh Allen will carry Bills to Super Bowl this season]

11 hours ago, Solomon Grundy said:

Come on Prime, it’s Jim not Jimmy. Pay homage to the HOFer

 

1 hour ago, Kwai San said:

 

Not for nothing but if the OP IS a Bills fan he SHOULD know the difference!

 

Go BILLS!

I seen what youse is doing.  If youse is gonna wanna get in my face then get in my face then.  Don’t hide behind some excuse like an old guy who used to be a quarterback.  I like Jim Kelly though cuz he was at least a little tough unlike some of the more up to date Bills.  Allen is big but big and tough is different things.  Our new baby face killer ain’t big but youse is gonna see how tough for about 20 years or thereabouts.

 

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[Baby face killas]

I ain’t one to avoid no troubles and I seen a lot of things go down.  Mostudda time there aren’t no surprises but this one dude.  When there is a big job sometimes the boss calls in this guy Lance.  Lance weighs about 98 pounds soakin wet and looks like a kid but he throws people off guard.  Then he throws dem down a flighta stairs.  Lance also won’t hesitate to finish da job and quietly if you know what I mean.  
 

Since the Jets pick I been tryin to figure out who this QB reminded me of.  At first I thought the kid looked like road kill.  The I remembered Lance.  Youse is about to find out. It’s gonna hurt at first but the double tap at the end will be quick.  Bye bye.

 

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[I’m gonna root for youse]

1 hour ago, Howard said:

*quote Jim Granola here*

 

Been busy in Arizona with things to do around the condo and Shirl called me in because you showed your ugly mug on our baord again. Havent had to read your foolish writings for months and now that we are good you come in here and pump out your chest. With all those gold plated chains around your neck i'm suprised you can even lift that block head of yours.

 

A buddy said something to me in November when we were honored for Veterans day (we both served the USPS for 50 or more years). Phil Donahue said to me he says "most people from Jersey dont even know their own zipcode" and that makes sense because your away from home on this board.  Go back to your corner and sell some more phone cards you gorilla.

 

To say your team will be challenging our team for the playoffs next year is like driving in your Cutlass Supreme and trying to compare it to my Delta 88. can't do it son. See you in buffalo next year if you show up this time. I park right next to your apartment (port-o-john #24 in Lot 3).  And don't bring any of your stonehead buddies because I'll have my group there too (Billy Watt, George "The Bull" Flinkerton, and Pete Giovanni. yeah there are some good italians that have my back).

 

Go away.

 

H

Yo Howeird.  I don’t even know where to start with youse.  Maybe if you wasn’t so obsessed with zip codes Shirl would pay more attention to your zipper code.  She sure seems to pay attention when I sees her.  
 

But what made me laugh though was youse mentioned Flinkerton.  When I get done with Shirl sometimes she says I’m so much more satisfying than that Flinkerton she has been diddling for years.  I thought that was her pet name for your you know what.  I thought that cuz it sounds like something tiny.  Sounds like Shirl and “The Bull” might know each other pretty good.  If youse want me to take care of that situation I will give you a discount.  Just say the word my friend.

 

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[I’m gonna root for youse]

30 minutes ago, BuffaloBillies said:

Allen threw for 375 yards and tied a career high with four touchdown passes as the Bills stayed in sole possession of first place in the AFC East with a thoroughly impressive 34-24 victory over the San Francisco 49ers on Monday night.

Right.  Like the little brother beatin up the kids in the block like I said.

 

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[I’m gonna root for youse]

26 minutes ago, buffaloboyinATL said:

Tell the truth Spags, you just want an excuse to break a table...

 

How about we find a brick wall somewhere and sees how funny everyone thinks that is?

 

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[I’m gonna root for youse]

Normally I don’t care about football if the Jets isn’t playing but I decided this year I will root for youse to win the Super Bowl.  
 

That’s cuz its sorta like the little brother who is a pain in the ass and who you smack around the house all the time.  When he grows up a little and goes outside you like to see him beat up some of the other kids in the block.  You know when he comes back home you can just knock out a few of his teeth if he gets mouthy.

 

Next off it’s because it is your only chance now that we got a real coach.  Good luck for the next twenty years.  Youse might get a wild card though.  Last time we played we held your superstar phony QB to no touchdowns.  That was with a bug eyed freak as coach.  Now we got a legit man who don’t take no crap from nobody.  You’re dead soon.  Good luck whilse you is alive.

 

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[The Jets are going to go on a run]

40 minutes ago, gordong said:

 And yet you Lost by a billion point

If you could read you's see what I said which was that our coach stinks and we start games bad.  Once things settle down a bit we kick the snot outta everybody.  Ask your linebackers how they played last week.  Oh, that's right they didn't play cuz we put them in an ambulance then we did it again to San Fran.  Once we figure out how to start out a game good then there ain't nobody gonna hang. 

 

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[The Jets are going to go on a run]

2 minutes ago, Seasons1992 said:

 

Indeed.........

 

 

Check the injury report

 

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[The Jets are going to go on a run]

Not for nuthin but if the Jets can have a real plan to start games good then we'd be 2-0.  Our coach is dumb and sucks but in both are games we got behind then dominated.  If we can get quick starts we will win every time.  

 

Look ok at what we did to the Bills and Niners.  Both teams left licking their wounds cuz we hammered them all game long.  Youse got no linebackers left and we basically straight up killed the Niners.  This will be the way things go for the other team all year cuz we is stronger.

 

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[Youse ready for part deuce?]

19 minutes ago, Howard said:

<quote Jimmy Spagnulo here>

 

Hey all my Bills friends. Loved watching that game over at the Saperstons unit. They had a veggie platter with real blue cheese and these little beef sandwiches with salt on the top that Shirl and me both liked alot. We snuck a few home with some cut veggies and had two more meals later that week.

 

Hows our buddy Jimmy doing. I haven't seen an ass kickin like that since the Romano collapse from my story above. Jimmy must feel like overcooked lingueeni right now...soft and ready for the garbage.

 

Isn't it funny how he comes on our fan board and makes a fool of himself every time and now he cant be found anywheres. That's a typical block head motormouth that I dealt with all my life. I don't see many Jersey types down here. They now better.

 

Good riddince Mr Spagnulo.

 

Howard

Yo Howeird. 

 

I'm glad youse didn't choke on your sandwich like your Bills almost did Sunday.  I knew Shirl wouldn't choke.

 

A lot of punks are talking smack after the game even though I came back and said what happened and explained how youse won.  Don't get me wrong, the score is the score and the game should count but don't count on nuthin like that happenin no more.  Our dumb coach let youse get a 21-0 lead then someone musta smacked him cuz after that we won 17-6 and injured a buncha your guys.  The Jets will probably pick up where they left off dominating the next time we play.  Still though I hope we get rid of our coach soon then the rest is for sure.

 

I don't no when we play again but I ain't exactly worried.  If Shirl is goin to the game and needs a place to stay you can hang out in the lobby.  I tell the landlord to leave you alone.

 

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[Youse ready for part deuce?]

Don't hurt your arms patting youselfs on the back.  Youse have a better coach  than us so I'll give you that and which is why you won.  Our stupid bug eyed freak didn't have us ready to start.  Getting behind 21-0 is on him.  After that we physically dominated and won 17-7 but that don't count.  Youse deserve the W even it is lucky for you.  

 

I bet youse want Gore back cuz your other guys couldn't do nuthin. 

 

I don't like our coach but we got too much talent and physical domination to lose too many more like that.  I think our players is gonna take matters in their own hands.  I think we will win the division pretty easy but not as easy as I thought.  Good luck until we play again.  

 

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[Predict the division winner: AFC East]

These is tough so I only voted in this easy one.  

 

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[Youse ready for part deuce?]

On September 8, 2020 at 9:49 AM, Howard said:

<quote Jimmy Spatula here>

 

Shirl and I took a week off and made our way to Jimmy O'Briens place over in Phoenix. Jimmy and me were good pals when we served in the PO.

 

he reminded me about the time I threw a rook around because all he did was complane about the weight of his bag. I threw a couple bricks in the bag and told him "now carry this bag all day and think before you talk"  His name was Al Romano and he was a little twerp with a big mouth. I told my buddy about you and he said this Jimmy guy sounds just like Little Al.  Aint that the truth.

 

This week will be the Bills verse a bunch of little Al Romanos. Your team will wine and complain about the weight on their shoulders and the Bills will keep piling on the bricks, one by one.  Josh Allen is my guy and his mustache is kinda like mine back in 1974. Anyways, its going to be a great game and you'll finally shut yer yap when its all over.

 

Shirl is watching me type this over my shoulder so she can keep me calm. She usually watches what I do because we have card club at 2 every Tuesday and wants me to stay focused. I saw your dumb post earlier this morning and had to respond. We have lunch at the diner today (meatloaf sandwiches and a cup of Sanka will hit the spot after dealing with you Jimmy).

 

Not sure how the rest of you guys put up with him.

Go bills!

 

 

Yo Howeird.  The phone is busy at your number and I guess you never heard a call waiting cuz it wasn't invented by a dinosaur.  If youse reading this, Shirl was callin to say don't wait up.

 

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