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Wacka

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  1. From the Babylon Bee:

    1. Israel must eliminate 100% of its Jews: This is a dealbreaker for Hamas. 

    2. New pagers: The last batch had some problems. 

    3. A new fleet of paragliders: They have assured everyone it's only for recreational purposes. 

    4. Goats. Lots of goats: They won't say why. 

    5. Super Bowl tickets: They're apparently huge Bad Bunny fans. 

    6. 100 virgins each: They will settle for 72, but are setting the bar high for negotiation. 

    7. Israel must continue to keep Greta Thunberg away from Gaza: The Gazans are terrified she'll eventually reach their shore. 

    8. Signed 8x10s of Tucker Carlson: Entirely not related to the goats. 

    9. A nuke: For, like, their power grid or something. 

    10. The entire land of Israel: All of it. Without all the Israelis. Is that too much to ask?

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  2. The news announced thatRoswell Park is no longer in network for  Indepedent Health.   I have Highmark and am seeing my broker arounf=d Halloween.  I go to the transplant center at ECMC.

  3. If you have kidney problems, they tell you NOT to take Advil, etc and only take acetaminophen.   I had a nasty bruise on my chest from a car accident last August and  they restressed that. I took a lot but, way under the maximum dose for a day. Took them for close to a month. I was getting checkups every two weeks  after my trasplant then  and my kidney is fine. 

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