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This was sent to me by a co-worker. (Pretty Sad being a fan sometimes)

 

 

 

 

Buffalo NY (AP) A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Erie County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible..

 

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.

 

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

 

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Buffalo Bills, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

 

 

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!

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This was sent to me by a co-worker. (Pretty Sad being a fan sometimes)

 

 

 

 

Buffalo NY (AP) A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Erie County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible..

 

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.

 

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

 

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Buffalo Bills, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

 

 

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Ha ha ... still not as funny as the field trip to the endzone but that came out about two weeks ago.

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Has Hitler been notified of Leodis' fumble yet? :thumbsup:

 

 

Speaking of Adolph, here's a Marvism.

 

Why didnt Hitler win WW2?

 

 

He couldnt win on the road.

 

At my son's football games I have the announcer say "When it's too tough for them, it's just right for us."

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