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Tonight's Police Academy Award Winning debacle of entertainment phases me none as to my 2009 Fred Jackson award favorites and Punk-azz slob worthless piece 'oSheetza Mike Williams awards as follows:

 

Dudes that need to be kept on the team:

 

X Omon- has a better feel for the pro game, played well and deservedly played for a roster spot (off-season & pre-season)

Bruce Hall- find a place for him. Good athlete, appreciates the paychsck.

Steve Johnson- fan favorite and a good looking dude.

Justin Jenkins- sticky hands and a good attitude.

Felt-Tip Huggins- this guy... he's good... and nobody knows it.

Jon Stupar- what good is a pre-season and all the BS talk from our Rat-boy Buck-tooth coach about playing for a job if you don't keep THIS guy. Fans WANT-HIM-ON-THE-TEAM. Get him on the FKING team.

Defense- who cares...? ...the system we play (the politically correct bend but don't break) sucks... take your pick... personnel won't matter much.

 

Dudes that gotta go:

 

Dominic Rhodes- yup, he been there, that's why he have no motivation to attempt running thru the second half pre-season scabs tackling him at the line of scrimmage thus far in 2009. Beat it chump.

 

Roscoe (Diner) Parrish- Bad attitude, doesn't like snow, Coach too dumb to utilize the midget effectively- trade bait

 

Bobby April- He needs to go because he deserves better than to work under and with the confusion trio (Jauron/Schonert/That guy running our identity-less defense)

 

Feel free to juice it up with some Cortland Jets back-talk.

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