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His actual quotes are almost funnier than the many parodies..thx DJ fo


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I love it!

 

So who's going to organize the "He's FINALLY gone" party at Ralph Wilson when (not if...sorry optimists) DJ finally gets the boot?

 

 

That will be one of the most satisfying days of my life! It can't come soon enough. What other franchise would retain the architect of a 2-8 slide?

 

I'm still reserving judgement, but that's what some of these uber optimists have to realize. This team ended the season 0-6 in the division and 2-8 over the last 10 games yet aside from the T.O. addition, it seems to be business as usual. If this team is any better than the one that went win-less in the division last season, I'm not seeing it yet.

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That will be one of the most satisfying days of my life! It can't come soon enough. What other franchise would retain the architect of a 2-8 slide?

 

I'm still reserving judgement, but that's what some of these uber optimists have to realize. This team ended the season 0-6 in the division and 2-8 over the last 10 games yet aside from the T.O. addition, it seems to be business as usual. If this team is any better than the one that went win-less in the division last season, I'm not seeing it yet.

Not practising hard, not playing to win, gameday errors by DJ.

 

Exactly the same.

 

Chris effing Kelsay.

 

I've been keeping up with Everette Brown he is doing GREAT according to all who watch the carolina prctices. We have Maybin and Byrd instead.

 

EFF! EFF!

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Yeah, you tell Jauron. Waht a jerk for standing up for his players and not bitching them out in the meida. What a monster!!! :huh:

 

Um, what? :beer:

 

Where, exactly, did I suggest that DJ "B word out his players in the media?" All I said was the DJ did not have to offer up appologies for his players not covering that playground trick play in a preseason game.

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Since you did such a fine job with "Dick speak" also known as "Jauronisms", see if you can identify which if any of the following are actual quotes from D.J.

 

After we got down by 5 TD's in the first half, things could have really gotten out of hand, I was really proud that our guys only surrendered 20 more points in the last five mintues, that gives us something positive to work from.

 

The thing I learned about football is it's not how it begins bu how the play ends that really matters. We have to work harder on finishing the plays.

 

I really felt that the intensity was there and that our guys tried their best, the bottom line is that the final score is not always a true indication of how hardl the loosing team tries.

 

I am especially proud of how our special teams captain won the opening coin toss, this is something we can certainly use as a positive when preparing for our next game.

 

I thought that those times that we were able to actually get the ball in the quaterback's hands were a difference maker, this is something we can build on down the road.

 

The decision to go for it is always better when it works.

 

 

I'm gonna guess the last one

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“Obviously, when you lose a game it’s always a disappointment ... you’d like to win."

 

“The good news is that the preseason does not count on our record and that we saw a lot of players.”

 

“The game was pretty much decided in the first half by some interesting plays,”

 

“Obviously the fake punt ... it’s very difficult to defend a play like that. I’ve just got to prepare them better to do that. The punter is not generally covered ... so that was interesting on a 4th-and-12 play.

 

“(On) the second score they had a 3rd-and-15 ... a critical down in that series. We just can’t let people off like that ... the percentages (of getting a stop) are highly in our favor. But we gave up the first down and they continued down the field (and scored).”

 

“When we have a chance to score, we’ve got to score,”

 

“On fourth and less than two (from the Titans’ 5-yard line), we’ve got to convert that.

 

“The fumbled punt showed our team what we talk about all the time ... turnovers kill you and critical mistakes kill you.”

 

“The no-huddle looked good at times and poor at times. The first drive our first unit moved the ball down the field .. then we committed the turnover in the strike zone."

 

“We’ll get better (at the no-huddle) but (at least) I don’t recall that we had an illegal procedure or delay of game (penalty).”

He sounds like some corporate lawyer. Somebody needs to level this guy on the sideline,.

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