BigDaddy12 Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 BigDaddy12 Green Run HS Virginia Beach, VA c/o 1993 Age: 35 6' 3" 320 (Senior Year) 5.65 40yd PRO Was Jared Lorenzen before anyone know who Jared Lorenzen was. Most prolific passer in the history of both the Skipper Lane and Carnegie CT football leagues. Drew comparisons to Jim Kelly (hey, we were teenagers). Was on the road to continued success if not for tragic football throwing accident in which a benign tumor caused a complete fracture of the humerus (not funny) in throwing arm. Hung around for a couple of years, but his armstrength was never the same. After converting to LT/DT, resurrected career his protecting other QB's and getting penetration (OH YEAH!). CON Smoker/drinker. Has added significant weight since playing days. With switch from QB came injury problems. Out of sport for nearly 10 years. SUMMARY Coaching candidate. Fantasy Football Expert. Poker enthusiast. Avid bowler sporting 205+ average. PROJECTION QB Coach for Patriots or Colts (token position), or looking to join Jerome Bettis' bowling team since we both have bowled perfect games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted April 17, 2009 Author Share Posted April 17, 2009 ...lost one nut in a bizzare bicycle accident. Uhm, I think we're gonna have to hear a little bit more about this, especially considering that you listed it as a "PRO." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDVA Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 BobDVA TE/OLB University of Maryland Age 53 6' 3" 255 Lbs Bench: 12oz Started in 1972 continues to this day 40 - sundial not accurate enough Pros: Scored two TD in High School, one on a Tight End Reverse on offense, and fumble recovery on Defense. 7 catches all for first downs. Amazing statistics being this was achieved on an 0-10 team my senior year. Cons: Character issues, been in three bar fights, however, the last was over twenty years ago. Slept with a woman the night before her wedding. Does not own a BMW. Summary: WTF Projection: Will not be drafted, in fact will not be allowed entrance to the draft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwksilver Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Qwksilver, 9th string SS Canisius, NSU MBA Age:38 5’10.75” 205 lbs 225 rep maybe once. 5.5+ 40yd 12” vert Broad jump: as often as possible Pro: Loves to play in the box as much as possible. Sure ankle tackler and has been known to get ball carriers to fall/trip over his blocked body. With his education he has a full understanding of the Bills business model and will do anything to help sell tickets. Can throw a tight spiral without spilling any beer. Highly competitive in bowling( 19 300’s) and poker. Con: Although his SN is Qwksilver there is nothing ‘QWK’ about him! Has no bubble at all and most of his other muscle mass is in his brain. Hasn’t played a down of organized football in 22+ years and it shows. Will not fight for the ball in the air. And not much of a ‘plucker’. Projection: UDFA could bounce between Bengal’s and Bills’ practice squad for a few weeks before an early retirement from the NFL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyT Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 MattyT HB Oswego State Age: 34 5' 8" 180 lbs. 6.1 40yd 18" vert 5.5" broad PRO Surprisingly agile for a guy with a "paunch." Has never played organized football, but ruled the street game. Outstanding ball carrier....Matt takes them both with him everywhere he goes and they've only dropped once. Hits (donut) holes hard. Doesn't whine too much. An accomplished athlete, having won both a whistling contest and a bicycle rodeo while in Cub Scouts. CON Constantly distracted by cheerleaders. Water bottle frequently confiscated by officials because it smells of malt liquor. High school shop teacher has gone on record to say that "Matt has potential but does not always apply himself." Typically takes him 10-15 minutes to get up after being hit. May be better suited in an NFL Front Office as a road scout...sent ahead of the real scouts to find the best bars and restaurants. SUMMARY Has unlimited potential to live up to his billing as an average white guy living in the suburbs. PROJECTION Will buy the 2nd round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 DIB defensive tackle The "U" 6'3" 270lbs 40 yd- Why? the QB is never that far away vert- I never leave the ground unless absolutley necessary broad- no. a guy Pro. It's a Canes thing. Thats all you need to know Con. Older than dirt. Knees sound like popcorn every time he stands up. Failing eyesight requires prescription face shield. Summary. He's half as good as he once was, but hes good as he was, once. Projection. Great player for three maybe four downs, then break out the tiger balm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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