extrahammer Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Episode I - The Football Menace - Mired in last place in the league, the Dark Lord Ralph Wilson continues to poorly manage his football team due to old age. Episode II - Coaching Clones - After years of mediocre coaching and stoic responses, the evil Sith Lord’s apprentice Dick Jauron starts takin gover the minds of his players, making them sound and act like him. Episode III - Revenge of the Dick - After going three straight years of 7-9 football, Dick Jauron signs a contract extension with the Dark Side in order to plague the fans and media of Buffalo with more boring and sophmoric football. Episode IV - A New Hope, HA! - In a statement before the last game of the year, Ralph Wilson, the Dark Lord releases a statement that he is not happy about the current Sith apprentice Dick Jauron, but a decision will be made after the season is over. The Dark One realizes he needs the Sith apprentice to continue to make clones so no one questions his football authority. Episode v - The Players Strike Back - With rebellion stirring around the Empire of the Bills trying to oust the evil Sith Lord Apprentice Dick Jauron, the clones rally around the Sith protecting him with their superstar power. Episode VI - Return of the Moron - The Empire of Buffalo releases a statement that the Dark Sith Apprentice will return next year as the leader of the clones. - Tim Redinger http://buffalowdown.com/2008/12/30/the-buf...ars-collection/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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