Football Season's Greetings

[The Senator]

Please accept - with no obligation, implied or implicit - my best wishes for an

environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender

neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable

traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your

choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others,

or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all and a fiscally

successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset

of the generally accepted calendar year 2000, but not without due respect for the

calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make

America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country

or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the

race, creed, color, age, physical disability, religious faith, choice of computer platform,

or sexual preference of the wishee.

[NicholasCal1]

Please accept - with no obligation, implied or implicit - my best wishes for an

environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender

neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable

traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your

choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others,

or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all and a fiscally

successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset

of the generally accepted calendar year 2000, but not without due respect for the

calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make

America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country

or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the

race, creed, color, age, physical disability, religious faith, choice of computer platform,

or sexual preference of the wishee.

i think you coevered every angle lmao.

[MarkAF43]

Please accept - with no obligation, implied or implicit - my best wishes for an

environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender

neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable

traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your

choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others,

or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all and a fiscally

successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset

of the generally accepted calendar year 2000, but not without due respect for the

calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make

America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country

or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the

race, creed, color, age, physical disability, religious faith, choice of computer platform,

or sexual preference of the wishee.

 

 

Post of the day!

 

 

and a Merry Christmas to you too!

[BLZFAN4LIFE]

Please accept - with no obligation, implied or implicit - my best wishes for an

environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender

neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable

traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your

choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others,

or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all and a fiscally

successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset

of the generally accepted calendar year 2000, but not without due respect for the

calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make

America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country

or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the

race, creed, color, age, physical disability, religious faith, choice of computer platform,

or sexual preference of the wishee.

 

Who the hell do you think you are to impose "your best wishes" on me?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just kidding. That is some pretty good stuff.

Merry Christmas!