Hillary, McCain, and Obama are walking down the street

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Hillary, McCain, and Obama are walking down the street when they came across a homeless man.

 

McCain gave the man his business card and told him to stopy by his office for a job. Then he took a dollar out of his pocket and gave it to the man

 

Hillary was very impressed so when they came up to another homeless man she decided to help. She walked over and gave him directions to the welfare office. Then she reached into McCains pocket and pulled out $5. She gave the homeless man $1 and kept $4 for administrative fees.

 

When they came upon a third homeless man, Obama told him to have hope because change is coming and gave him nothing

[yall]

Not giving change to the homeless?

 

I might vote for him just based upon that.

[Sketch Soland]

Then Sketch Soland came along and hit the homeless man on the head with a mallet, steals his two dollars, and eats his brains with an ice cream scooper.

[PastaJoe]

The next day the man went to McCain's office, where he was offered a part-time job with no benefits. Unfortunately it would cost the man more money for transportation, food, healthcare, and clothing if he took the job than he would make from the job. The full time jobs with benefits that had a living wage were shipped overseas by companies who were rewarded with big tax cuts by McCain's party. And McCain didn't even miss the $6 that came out of his pocket because his wife had about $6 million more to take care of him.

[ajzepp]

eats his brains with an ice cream scooper.

 

I had a patient recently who was a Navy Seal. He was telling me how whenever he ended up in a foreign land, he always ate whatever was customary for the culture. Apparently one time he ate monkey brains, and although he admitted that it was freaking him out to no end, once he ate them they tasted like warm orange sherbet.