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Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence.

 

 

 

 

 

The Priest said, "Sister, this is a silent monastery.

 

You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until

 

directed to do so. "

 

 

 

Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years

 

before the Priest said to her,

 

"Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years. You may speak two

 

words."

 

 

 

Sister Mary Katherine said,

 

"Hard bed."

 

 

 

"I'm sorry to hear that," the Priest said,

 

"We will get you a better bed."

 

 

 

After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was summoned by the Priest.

 

 

 

"You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine."

 

 

 

"Cold food," said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that

 

the food would be better in the future.

 

 

 

On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister

 

Mary Katherine in to his office. "You may say two words today."

 

 

 

"I quit," said Sister Mary Katherine.

 

 

 

"It's probably best," said the Priest,

 

 

 

"You've done nothing but B word since you got here."

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