Oneonta Buffalo Fan Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Ok so I was driving to school this morning when they were saying how athletes and celebrities have created children's books. So what they did this morning was to see what kind of books people could come up for that certain athlete or celebrity. For example. "Lil Sammy Unlearns English" by Sammy Sosa. "I'm keeping things positive" by Mark McGwire. Some were clever. I wonder what people here can come up with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 "Big Mikey Snorts Something White" by M. Irvin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 "Susie Regresses Toward the Mean" by H. Arm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 "Jay Jay Crashes a Messageboard" by Jay Rosen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 "OJ Gets a New Glove" by M. Clark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 "Run Maurice! Run!" by Maurice Clarett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 "One Potato, Two Potato, Three Potato, More" by Mike Williams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 "Hands Are not for Hitting" by Ron Artest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Tom Brady Has a New Favorite Receiver - By the same people that brought the world "Heather has 2 mommies" Am I Crazy? Depends - By crazy astronaut chick Fun With Guns - By Tank Johnson, foreward by Ted Nugent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destro32 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 "The best way to win is to cheat" by S. Merriman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 " Obey the laws " By the Cincinnati Bengals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 "Willis has a Famous Daddy" by the mother of Willis McGahee's second child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 "Surviving in the NFL " By Ryan Leaf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 "Never Lie" by Nick Saban Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 "In through the Out Window" by Cecil Collins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 " How to win in the NFL " By Matt Millen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destro32 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 "How to win graciously" by B. Belichick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Da Soldja and His Bike - Kellen Winslow Jr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 "Bill Goes to the Gorcery Store" by Bill Parcells Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destro32 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Da Soldja and His Bike - Kellen Winslow Jr Didn't Big Ben write a similar book? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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