HelloNewman Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Silver and blue sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Patriots logo flag, and in every window, a New England Patriots towel. Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame." God said "So what's your point Peyton?" "Well, why does Tom Brady get a better house than me?" God chuckled, and said: "Peyton, that's not Tom's house, it's mine." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CFLstyle Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 lol! That's great. Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scribo Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 I got the same joke e-mailed to me last week, but God was a Raven's fan in that version. Let's hope for the same results. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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