Assquatch Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 I have finally figured out that Drew's difficulties are all my fault. Last year, we celebrated my birthday early, (on Sep 20) and my my sister-in-law gave me a Drew Bledsoe bobblehead doll that McDonalds was selling at the time. Not that I particularly liked Drew or anything but she bought him and Eric Moulds and her husband got first choice. Well Drew has been sitting on top of my dresser since then. Please note that this was after the wins against Jacksonville and New England, and just before Drew started playing poorly. I know it all sounds like voodoo, but what has everyone been calling him since then? "The Statue". Also, later in the day, my nephew had gotten ahold of the bobblehead and threw it from the top of the stairs before it bounced off the wall and onto the floor. See? Drew "hit the wall". It all fits! Fear not, loyal Bills fans. I figured this all out this morning and have since destroyed "The Statue". Drew will be back to his old self by tomorrow. You can all thank me then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cåblelady Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 You killed Drew ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 For God's sake man, have the decency to call the Orchard Park EMTs. Tell them what you've done. Maybe there's still time for them to bring extra oxygen and have his blood type on hand for the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assquatch Posted October 2, 2004 Author Share Posted October 2, 2004 You killed Drew ? 53113[/snapback] no no no no. I killed the "statue" version of Drew. See? Everything's OK now. You'll see. Oops, gotta go. Nurse Ratched says its medication time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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