erynthered Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Actually, 99.999999% of the population, when you say "Corps", probably think... 684458[/snapback] dead person. After all, they did so well on the Geography test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Shovel folds in... Shovel folds out... 684466[/snapback] IT'S STILL AN ENTRENCHING TOOL TO ME, DAMMIT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 5, 2006 Author Share Posted May 5, 2006 IT'S STILL AN ENTRENCHING TOOL TO ME, DAMMIT! 684494[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Outside of the retards in the ACOI, no one calls where you are employed as the Corps. 99.999999% of the population understands that hwn you say Corps, it stands for only one thing. But you idiots can keep on thinking you're important. BTW, did you finish fixing that sand birm down in New Orleans that you blamed Bush for breaking but because you can't design things it broke? 684430[/snapback] The Corps of Engineers have their warts. But you might want to look into what's known as direct congressional appropriations, and congressional discretionary funding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 5, 2006 Author Share Posted May 5, 2006 I'm surprised artillery's not too complex for you. You're better suited for the Corps... 684395[/snapback] hell no, man. I was fire direction control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 hell no, man. I was fire direction control. 684725[/snapback] "Shoot...thataway." "Where?" "Thataway. At the target." "But SSgt. JSP, I don't see any target!" "Of course you don't, dumbass! You're firing a non-line-of-sight weapon!" And I'd had you pegged for a loader, too. "Duhhh...Sarge, I forget again. Does the pointy end point forward or backward?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 "Shoot...thataway." "Where?" "Thataway. At the target." "But SSgt. JSP, I don't see any target!" "Of course you don't, dumbass! You're firing a non-line-of-sight weapon!" And I'd had you pegged for a loader, too. "Duhhh...Sarge, I forget again. Does the pointy end point forward or backward?" 684895[/snapback] I figured him for the jam inspector. Pvt JSP climb up there and look down the barrel while I pull this. Let me know it it hangs up or successully clears the cylindar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 I figured him for the jam inspector. Pvt JSP climb up there and look down the barrel while I pull this. Let me know it it hangs up or successully clears the cylindar. 684898[/snapback] "Cylindar"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 "Cylindar"? 684904[/snapback] Whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Whatever. 684906[/snapback] You mean "whatevar"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Shovel folds in... Shovel folds out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Outside of the retards in the ACOI, no one calls where you are employed as the Corps. 99.999999% of the population understands that hwn you say Corps, it stands for only one thing. But you idiots can keep on thinking you're important. BTW, did you finish fixing that sand birm down in New Orleans that you blamed Bush for breaking but because you can't design things it broke? 684430[/snapback] Who is calling who a retard?... It is ACoE retard... Actually, USACE... The first letter in engineer is not spelled with a I like how you seem to pronounce it... Can't even be a typo since I and E are separated by 4 letters on the QWERTY... You are so classic VA... Of course I will give you a chance to tell me what "I" Means... I will give you the benefit of doubt... To explain yourself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 The Corps of Engineers have their warts. But you might want to look into what's known as direct congressional appropriations, and congressional discretionary funding. 684717[/snapback] Bingo!... The Corps does get it own line in the Budget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Who is calling who a retard?... It is ACoE retard... Actually, USACE... The first letter in engineer is not spelled with a I like how you seem to pronounce it... Can't even be a typo since I and E are separated by 4 letters on the QWERTY... You are so classic VA... Of course I will give you a chance to tell me what "I" Means... I will give you the benefit of doubt... To explain yourself... 685134[/snapback] Army Corps of Idiots. Wow, you are slow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 "Shoot...thataway." "Where?" "Thataway. At the target." "But SSgt. JSP, I don't see any target!" "Of course you don't, dumbass! You're firing a non-line-of-sight weapon!" And I'd had you pegged for a loader, too. "Duhhh...Sarge, I forget again. Does the pointy end point forward or backward?" 684895[/snapback] Why do you think he gets so excited about something that can fire that kind of battery sheaf? Quantity, not quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Army Corps of Idiots. Wow, you are slow. 685197[/snapback] My bad!... You aren't as slow as I thought... I first replied thinking you were CTM, I then deleted it, realizing that it was actually you VA that replied the above... Not bad... But, I still think you meant INGINEERS... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 8, 2006 Author Share Posted May 8, 2006 Why do you think he gets so excited about something that can fire that kind of battery sheaf? Quantity, not quality. 685260[/snapback] LOL...I hate you. Seriously, I LOVED being in the artillery. I wanted to go MI but due to some, erm, legal issues I couldn't get the clearance. I'm quite ahppy that I ended up a redleg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 LOL...I hate you. Seriously, I LOVED being in the artillery. I wanted to go MI but due to some, erm, legal issues I couldn't get the clearance. I'm quite ahppy that I ended up a redleg. 686196[/snapback] Yeah, legal issues. It probably had nothing to do with you not having enough intelligence to even type "happy". BTW...the South African G6 set a new record for range last month: 75km, with a rocket-assist base-bleed shell. Beat the PZH2000 by a good 20km. And it was apparently very accurate as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 Yeah, legal issues. It probably had nothing to do with you not having enough intelligence to even type "happy". BTW...the South African G6 set a new record for range last month: 75km, with a rocket-assist base-bleed shell. Beat the PZH2000 by a good 20km. And it was apparently very accurate as well. 686261[/snapback] Whew...I was up all night wondering about that. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 Bingo!... The Corps does get it own line in the Budget. 685138[/snapback] I believe you've misinterpreted my statement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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