BuffalOhio Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 Puttin' on the foil coach. Want some? 48987[/snapback] No. Jeezus, those guys don't leave the fuggin bench.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffalOhio Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 "Anyone know the palm isle in this town?""I fugged the bartendar last year" "I mean she comes up to me without even saying hello and just rubs up right against my suit" "Nipples as hard as little rocks" "Braden, Gay?" "He's got a big #$%^, like a horse" "No, he tell me, I love her" 49103[/snapback] Hey!!!!!! You the Hanson's? Yeah, who you? Reg Dunlop, the coach. Grab your fuggin gear and let's go. OK Coach. Fuggin machine took my quarter! It took my quarter!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 Reggie Dunlop : I am personally placing a hundred-dollar bounty on the head of Tim McCracken. He's the head coach and chief punk on that Syracuse team. Jim Carr : A bounty? Reggie Dunlop : Yeah, one hundred bucks of my own money for the first of my men who really creams that guy. Jim Carr : Here's a name for you nostalgia fans: Clarence "Screaming Buffalo" Swamptown. I'll never forget an exclusive interview in which Swamptown revealed that he calls his hockey stick the "Big Tomahawk," and he usually refers to the opposing players as "the little scalps". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jim Carr : Andre "Poodle" Lussier, defense. Andre, as you know, has been living in semi-seclusion in Northern Quebec ever since the unfortunate Denny Pratt tragedy. Morris Wanchuk : Not Poodle. Jim Carr : And from Mile 40, Saskatchewan, where he now runs a donut shop, number 10, former penalty-minute record holder for the years 1960 to 1968 inclusive, Gilmore Tuttle. Jim Carr : This young man has had a very trying rookie season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him, I guess that's more than most 21-year-olds can handle. Number six, Ogie Oglethorpe. SlapShot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndZoneCrew Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 "The Hansens" "I throw up my hands guys, I can't control them, can you do me a favor and put em behind bars" "Look at this boy, somebody throw a fuggin monkeywrench, hit Jeff right in the face...scratches from human finger nails...this boy has taken a savage beating" "You get to make one call" "call the pizza man" "why don't you call a massage parlor" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scrizzy Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 "Icing 'appen when the puck come down, boom, you know, before the other guys. My arm go up, game stop and then start again." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRH Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 Oh God all the good lines have already been taken. *** "Faire pee-pee, eh?" "No no, I okay." *** "I'm listening to the #*$@ing SONG!" *** "'Allo, Bernard? I want to echanger. How you say echanger?" "Trade me right #*$%ing now." "Trade me right #*$%ing now!" "And hang up." [hangs up] [phone rings] [brightly] "'Allo?" *** "Hey, Hanrahan! Suzanne sucks #$*%y! I know! She told me!" *** Ah man. What a movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin in Va Beach Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 "Here's to the snatch in F-L-A." "I was trying to catch the spirit of the thing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevbeau Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 The best lines taken?? Not quite....(these are from memory, so cut me some slack on accuracy.) McCracken : "Dunlop...you suck @#$%." Reg Dunlop : " All I can get!" Reg Dunlop : "and your son looks like a f@g. Better get a man around here or he'll have a c@#$ in his mouth before you can say Jack Robinson!" Moe: "Reg, what you say to him?" Reg: "I told him his wife was a dyke" Moe: "Nooo" Reg: "Yeah!" Moe: "F@#$!" Johnny: "If someone called my wife a dyke, I'd go bananas." Reg: "His wife IS a dyke...fabulous gal." Moe: "I was once down in florida on this Southern Tooourr." Reg: "She underlines the f@#$ scenes for ya?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndZoneCrew Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 Moe: "I was once down in florida on this Southern Tooourr." Moe: "I meet this little red head who was an underwater specialist", "So she says c'mon out by the pool"...so I go out "and she comes leaping out of this cabana, wearing nothing but this little see through wet suit" Johnny Upton (not sure how it is spelled): " I wanna seat by the pool...Moe:(interrupting Johnny) "I want some snatch by the pool" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevbeau Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 Moe: "I meet this little red head who was an underwater specialist", "So she says c'mon out by the pool"...so I go out "and she comes leaping out of this cabana, wearing nothing but this little see through wet suit"Johnny Upton (not sure how it is spelled): " I wanna seat by the pool...Moe:(interrupting Johnny) "I want some snatch by the pool" 49361[/snapback] BWAAHAHAHA...forgot about the "underwater specialist" quote. Brings a tear to my eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndZoneCrew Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 BWAAHAHAHA...forgot about the "underwater specialist" quote. Brings a tear to my eye. 49363[/snapback] only people who have watched it 50 times like us can appreciate a line like that because it was going on in the background of one of the scenes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 putting it in my VCR as we speak..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevbeau Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 "I thought I'd get Jerry one of those Great Ideas of the World sets. You know, the one where you can get an idea and them look them up alphabetically." "Like Johnny says...you can only drink so much and screw so much." "Hiya, this is Lilly Braden. Ned Braden's wife. Well, actually she's on waivers. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffalOhio Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 Moe: "I meet this little red head who was an underwater specialist", "So she says c'mon out by the pool"...so I go out "and she comes leaping out of this cabana, wearing nothing but this little see through wet suit"Johnny Upton (not sure how it is spelled): " I wanna seat by the pool...Moe:(interrupting Johnny) "I want some snatch by the pool" 49361[/snapback] Here's to the Sunshine State! Here's to all that gorgeous snnnatch down in F-L-A! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorCal Aaron Posted September 29, 2004 Author Share Posted September 29, 2004 It make me feel better - a little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Dave Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 Dave's a killer! Dave's a mess. That's always been a favorite quote of mine. I got the wind knocked out of me in a high school football game. As I was laying down on the grass, one of my buddies leaned over and yelled "Dave's a killer." Another friend replied, "Dave's a mess." I almost choked from laughing while trying to catch my breath at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 Lard Ass Barkley Donaldson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndZoneCrew Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 "You know what your problem is Dunlop, your to fuggin old to play this game" "You take that back" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin in Va Beach Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 'Is the answer Jesus?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 yea Minnesota dropped ya..it's in the Hockey News, I'll save it for ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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