tennesseeboy Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Actually it sounds like an escalation of the "does this skirt make me look fat?" bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted March 9, 2006 Author Share Posted March 9, 2006 Women and their tests.....my girlfriend actually told me a couple weeks ago she was considering breast implants. Then she asks, "What do you think?" Talk about a delicate answer! 621873[/snapback] What not to say: Her: You were checking out that blonde over there. Me: (jokingly) No, shes ugly, i was checking out the brunette. She didnt find it as funny as i did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 What not to say: Her: You were checking out that blonde over there. Me: (jokingly) No, shes ugly, i was checking out the brunette. She didnt find it as funny as i did 622189[/snapback] Wife: You were checking out that blonde over there. Me: (jokingly) No, shes ugly, i was checking out the brunette and thinking how she doesn't hold a candle to you. Usually, the wife's too busy vomiting at the sappiness of it to bother being mad at me. Although I will admit, I did get in a bit of trouble when she asked me "Do these jeans make my ass look fat?" and I answered "No, it's your ass." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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