NavyBillsFan Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 LIVING IN BUFFALO NY DEAR DIARY: AUG. 1 Moved to a new home in Buffalo. It is so beautiful here. The city is so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see it covered with snow. I LOVE IT HERE. OCT. 14 Buffalo is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turning all different colors. I love the shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the hills and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are the most peaceful animals on the earth. This must be a paradise. I LOVE IT HERE. NOV. 11 Deer season will open soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such an elegant creature. The very symbol of peace and tranquility. Hope it will snow soon. I LOVE IT HERE. DEC. 2 It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed in white. It looked like a postcard. Went outside and cleaned snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight today (I won). When the snowplow came by we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. Mother Nature in perfect harmony. I LOVE IT HERE. DEC. 12 More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick again that rascal. A winter wonderland. I LOVE IT HERE. DEC. 19 Snowed again last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work this time. I'm exhausted from shoveling. !@#$ing Snowplow! DEC. 22 More of that white sh-- fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow hides around the corner and waits until I'm done shoveling. That !@#$! DEC. 25 "White Christmas" my busted ass. Mother !@#$ing snow. If I ever got my hands on that son-of-a-B word who drives that snowplow, I swear I will castrate the dumb bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on this !@#$ing ice. DEC. 28 More of the same sh-- last night. Been inside since Christmas day except for when "Snowplow Harry" comes by. Can't go anywhere. The car is buried in a mountain of white sh--. The weatherman says expect another 10 inches of this sh-- tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10 inches is? JAN. 1 Happy !@#$ing New Year. The weatherman was wrong (AGAIN). We got 34 !@#$ing inches of snow this time. At this rate it won't melt until the 4th of July. The snowplow got stuck down the road and sh-- for brains had the balls to come to the door and ask to borrow my shovel. I told him I broke 6 shovels already, shoveling out the sh-- he plowed into my driveway. I broke the 7th shovel over his !@#$ing head. JAN. 4 Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back a deer ran out in front of the car and I hit the !@#$er. Did about $3,000.00 damage to the car. Wish the hunters would have killed them all last November. MAY 3 Took the car to the garage in town today. Would you believe the body is rotting away from all the !@#$ing salt they keep dumping all over the roads. It really looks like a piece of sh--. MAY 10 Moved to Florida today. I can't imagine why anyone in their right !@#$ing mind would want to live in God forsaken Buffalo New York. SEPT 7 Today a hurricane came through and destroyed my house and I found my car 3 blocks over !@#$ing destroyed. All of my stuff is gone. I guess I should have stayed in Buffalo, the snow wasn't that bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drnykterstein Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 oh there is so much more potential for that post. put in december how happy they are about the white chistmas. add posts in jan, feb, may, and april complaining about snow. because in this town there are 4 months of snow, after christmas is over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyC81 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 That was great!! My sentiments exactly, which is why I live in California. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swede316 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 My sentiments exactly, which is why I live in California. Damn you must be a millionaire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzer32 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 That was great!! My sentiments exactly, which is why I live in California. 571617[/snapback] You may have just F'd yourself, thus bringing a major earthquake to your neck of the woods. Really, I am kidding. I wish that on no one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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