Astrobot Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 And, as luck would have it, the vibrating-yellow first down line is ...you guessed it...Kryptonite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyDingo Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 First off, he would never play here because he risks having his uniform changed from something classical and highly-identifiable into something crappy and gay. Not that I think our present uniforms are crappy and gay.... wait. yeah I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 The guy has a canon for an arm and has better accuracy than anyone who has ever played the game. He would absolutely thrive in Buffalo, because he doesn't need an OL -- he can shed off potential sackers with ease, possibly even knocking them out of the game in the process! His only weakness is Kryptonite (aka: meteor rock), but that would be illegal to carry onto the field of play, so we should be safe there. In addition, he can occasionally play on defense where he'd be a tackling machine, making London Fletcher look a pee-wee player. I don't see any downside to signing him! CW 562148[/snapback] He'd be a cancer to the team as the other players wouldn't be getting the ball since he'd be throwing it to himself. He wears glasses and who wants a geek on the team and he refuses to use his powers for evil. Definately not someone i would sign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sound_n_Fury Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 ...And he could fly around the world so fast he could reverse time and tell Bruce DeHaven to kick the ball deep, keep Thurman from losing his helmet, make Kelly hand off to Thurman more, tackle Mark Bavaro..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 ...And he could fly around the world so fast he could reverse time and tell Bruce DeHaven to kick the ball deep, keep Thurman from losing his helmet, make Kelly hand off to Thurman more, tackle Mark Bavaro..... 562412[/snapback] and tell RW not to fire Bill Polian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macaroni Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 If we get Superman/Clark Kent for QB ........... could we draft the Flash in the second round as a Wide Reciever .................. he's pretty small ....... but he's fast as heck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezmid Posted January 12, 2006 Author Share Posted January 12, 2006 If we get Superman/Clark Kent for QB ........... could we draft the Flash in the second round as a Wide Reciever .................. he's pretty small ....... but he's fast as heck. 562663[/snapback] No, he has major character issues from his youth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mtdoak Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 If we get Superman/Clark Kent for QB ........... could we draft the Flash in the second round as a Wide Reciever .................. he's pretty small ....... but he's fast as heck. 562663[/snapback] Sigh, if we're going to get the Flash at WR and Superman at QB, I really think we should have the hulk on the line somewhere. Paticularly against the patriots. Ok, just for one play against the patriots. When he can pick up tom brady like a ragdoll and yell 'hulk smash!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezmid Posted January 12, 2006 Author Share Posted January 12, 2006 Sigh, if we're going to get the Flash at WR and Superman at QB, I really think we should have the hulk on the line somewhere. Paticularly against the patriots. Ok, just for one play against the patriots. When he can pick up tom brady like a ragdoll and yell 'hulk smash!' 562791[/snapback] Yeah, that'd be worth the 15 yard penalty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Good scene in a good movie... 562222[/snapback] Nobody has fully considered David Carradine as a coach... between his experience as Bill and Grasshopper, I don't think that HC should be much of a challenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macaroni Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 My pick for coach would be ........ the Shadow That way he could cloud the opponents mind ...... that way we would NEVER get outcoached ......... TAKE THAT YOU PATSIE BASTARDS!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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