UConn James Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich and a beer. After seemingly enjoying his meal, he pulls out a revolver and plugs the piano player. "What are you doing?" asks the bartender. "I'm a panda, and I'm doing what I'm supposed to do. Look it up!" replies the panda as he walks out the door. Wondering what that was all about, the bartender opens a dictionary, the only reference book he has, and there it is. Panda: A large bear-like animal. Eats shoots and leaves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 That bear could use a few extra clips. Make sure he gets the job done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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