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A brief scouting report on Howie:

Felthersnatch, Howie DT Northern Iowa

An extremely intelligent lad who's 2.2 GPA ranked him second on his squad. Overall, Howie (pronounced How I..) was in on 3 tackles and had a near sack when  Eastern Michigans'  talented QB, Tasty Furberger fell and broke his leg durirg their game in September. Howie, a one year football letterman ( former walk-on water boy!) made huge strides over the course of this season. His Head Coach, Rusty Nall (pronounced Nail, but you guessed it!) said of Howie, the sky is the limit for his Professional Football dreams! Other items of note as follows...

Bench Press: 110 lbs.

Vertical "leap":  3 or 4 inches tops

Two cone drill: He nestles into a set every Friday Night! :flirt:

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not a chance-

 

He didn't suffer any career threatneing knee injuries.

 

However, this shortcoming may be overcome if he qualifies as a high motor guy

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Howie Felterbush  correction... *Feltersnatch*

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The guy was on every major publication (SI, ESPN the Mag, Sporting News, Time, Newsweek) touting him as the next great white high motor defensive lineman, hyping Northern Iowa to defeat Southern Cal, and you get his name wrong?

 

For shame...And you call yourself a sportsfan.

 

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