FIFA Peace Prize Shocker!

[The Frankish Reich]

It went to ... Mark Kelly?

 

Hah. Just kidding. You literally can't embarrass the Le Grand Orange. They're doing wall-to-wall coverage on Fox whatever. Seems like an SNL sketch, but I promise you, it's actually happening.

[Coffeesforclosers]

And from FIFA! The biggest Qatari chode guzzlers on the planet.