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2 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

How about farting "silent, but deadly" while say shopping, then boogieing out of there before your sig other realizes that you laid toxic waste... Does that count?

 

Then watching the carnage 2 aisles over, while others give her a disgusting look thinking she dropped that hideous bomb!

 

 

AKA "crop dusting"

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