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stuvian

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Do ya think I’m Sarsy (Sexy)

 

Nurse sits alone waiting for the patients

He’s so nervous keeping social distance

His mouth is dry but he’s sweating like a sprinkler

Her she comes now with the thermometer

 

If you want to test me and you think I’m Sarsy

Come on sugar let me know

If you want to needle me

just reach out and stick me

come on baby poke the hole

 

He’s acting scared waiting for an answer

Thinking about 2 months in isolation

Now hold on a minute, don’t go off the deep end

Here’s a nice voucher for 60 rolls of 3 ply

 

If you want to screen me and you think I’m Sarsy

I promise not to blow my nose

If you must quarantine me

Sign my unemployment

come on baby write the note

 

My Corona

 

Ooh my little viral load, viral load.
I made it in a lab it's My Corona!
I added some HIV, HIV
Start it spreading in Wuhan it's My Corona!
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Spreading by the touch
To the older kind. My my my I yi woo. M M M My Corona...

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