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[closed]A serious evaluation of our options at QB next season


rocwocka

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OK, so now here are our options (in order of most likely to least)

1 - Wait for Bradford to get cut, scoop him up on a 1 year deal... He plays 2 preseason games and gets eaten by a rogue pack of crocodiles while getting out of his car during one of Buffalo's late summer snow storms...

2 - We trade for Jay Cutler, who actually gets benched for the season during his meet and greet of Buffalo press for what Marone sees as a smug gesture his way... Which just ends up being Jay Cutlers standing bitchface...

3 - We trade for Kurt Cousins, who remarkably reminds us of the Purdue Prince of Passing's plummeting passion of playing pleasantly...

End result: We go 4-12 and our playoff drought gets it's learner's permit.

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