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Here's a funny response to Vince's comment. It made me laugh (it's good to laugh at the Pats*) and I thought I'd share.

 

Quote of the week

 

"I'm a well-conditioned athlete. I don't need oxygen."

-- Vince Wilfork, the New England nose tackle generously listed at 325 pounds, on his 28-yard interception return against the Chargers.

 

He's right. Wilfork doesn't inhale oxygen. The only thing he inhales is food. If some oxygen happens to get in there while swallowing, well, that's what burping is for. Gas takes up useful space where solids could be. Solids like ham.

 

http://espn.go.com/espn/page2/story/_/id/6991668/indianapolis-colts-miami-dolphins-kansas-city-chiefs-seattle-seahawks-suck-luck-watch-list

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