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I thought I'd share a cruel and unusual joke my Mother in Law sent me today. And she wonders why we don't get along.

 

 

I met a fairy today that granted me one wish. "I want to live forever, " I said.

 

"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!

 

"Fine" I said, "I want to die after the Bills win the Super Bowl!"

 

"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.

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I thought I'd share a cruel and unusual joke my Mother in Law sent me today. And she wonders why we don't get along.

 

 

I met a fairy today that granted me one wish. "I want to live forever, " I said.

 

"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!

 

"Fine" I said, "I want to die after the Bills win the Super Bowl!"

 

"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.

She obviously has not heard that the Bills are going 19-0 this season :blush:

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I thought I'd share a cruel and unusual joke my Mother in Law sent me today. And she wonders why we don't get along.

 

 

I met a fairy today that granted me one wish. "I want to live forever, " I said.

 

"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!

 

"Fine" I said, "I want to die after the Bills win the Super Bowl!"

 

"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.

That was cute. I think I'll be dead and gone before the Bills win the Super Bowl, but I sure like the ride.

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