Southern McButterpants

So are we. Show up.

Yup, so let’s continue to draft undersized D-line men and ignore WR. Rinse, repeat.

Started out good on O, but wtf are these calls. WR screens? Puh-lease.

That crappy defemsive call on 3rd & 3 cost us a TD.

Great effort by Oliver.

Shavers seeing the field a lot.

Windows 3.1 Hot Dog Stand.

Favorite topic: Carl Cheffers needs to be investigated OMFG - are you bleeping kidding me?…

Best possible outcome. Chefs lost and didn’t look very good losing.

Dude, I’m almost 61. Time is short. If I don’t make it. For f**** sake remember me.

If his oline could stop holding. 🙄

Given the Chefs running game so far, I’d say the coronation was a bit premature.

After i finish bawling my eyes out, i think my first thought will be, "Now I can die in peace."

Ironically, two of my best Game Day experiences have happened in these away stadiums. Now Cleveland....

Just one before I die (and time is getting short).

Right? i already can't open tik tok because of all of the butthurt Ravens fans crying about Lamar not winning a 3rd MVP...

A lot of us lost in Week 1 with Cincinnati 😕

User name does NOT check out.

They did - only parts are covered.

A lot of posts are saying that both teams need to be "good" for the rivalry to be relevant. I disagree. Chief/Raiders has long been one of the best rivalries in the NFL. I can probably count on one hand the number of times they've both been "good." And I'll chime in on the Phins. I will never not hate the Dolphins. I dislike the Pat*s, but truly hates their fanbase (and that stupid accent) more than the team. Jets always have been and look to continue to be irrelevant.

Watch - some a$$-hat on ESPN or NFL Network will predict the Phins have a 13-4 season, win the division and rep the AFC in the SB.

I was forced out of a job that I absolutely loved after 10 years last November. New CHRO came in a basically got rid of the entire HR Leadership team. Got a semi-nice golden parachute, so I was able to survive for quite some time. Keep in mind that while I am job hunting, I am in SC, so it's hybrid in Charlotte or full time remote, or on-site somewhere in the Columbia, SC area. Fast forward to March and I accept a full-time remote manager job because i need electricity, food and health bennies. Fortune 500 company, good culture, great people, but very much a tactical job. I got bored fast. Continued to look and landed a dream job at non-profit, but one that is absolutely huge - 44K employees and $30 BB in revenue. You all are familiar with them as their name is on a certain stadium we all know and love. I'm on day 12, and I'm loving every minute of it. It looked pretty grim there for a minute, but as I tell Mrs. McButterpants, "things always work out for me." thank you universe 🙏

Already here - planning to work another 7-8 years. Last year, we built a home in Lexington, SC outside of Columbia. We love it - access to Lake Murray, close to Charlotte, Charleston and Myrtle Beach. Low taxes and reasonable property values, and a few really nice golf courses. We're set & settled.

Can we please get off the Torell Troup gang up. the guy broke his fricken back for crissakes...

You should see the warm welcome we get here in SC from some... "Why did you move here??