"If I was a Little debbie"
If I was a Little debbie,
I would be made of spongy cake,
Thoughts of President Kerry,
Would make my creamy insides quake,
Covered in a waxy coating,
With all the fat people doting,
I'd lie in my plastic wrapper at night,
In constant Neo-Con fright
If I was a Little debbie,
Everything would be great,
Those who didn't agree with me,
Surely I would hate,
I'd post on a bulletin board,
To share my venom with the massing hoard,
If I was a Little debbie,
If I was a Little debbie