Zamboni Man
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I didn't even know the George Michael Sports Machine came on tv anymore.
*Wow, that might be the most impressive goal I've seen..but it loses a little bit of
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That's a young roster. I'm suprised guys like Guerin, Tkachuk, Roenick and Amonte got left off, but I guess since it's not the olympics they don't really care. The blueline looks pretty good though, outside of Hal Gill.
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She has at least substantially hurt his easy access to the women folk.
Nah, all he has to do is change his alias from Ron Mexico to Tony Brazil or Felix Japan.
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my exsupervisor at work was diagnosed with lung cancer in January and died 3 weeks ago. From what I've read it kills really fast.
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You mean they aren't in prison?-They should be for that crap that they inflicted on us in the 70s. They got booed off the stage once at i think it was shea's--or whatever that other theater was in buffalo back then.
I haven't seen a band get booed off the stage yet, but my Dad (I swear he has a million concert stories) told me about seeing Mothers Finest get booed off the stage at the Aud once.
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I don't even know where there is a Winn Dixie in Greensboro anymore...Food Lion dominates the grocery store chains here.
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Listening to the game on the radio with my Grandad in his living room. I still remember both of us sitting there in silence and smiling when Christie was lining up the kick and then going nuts when he made it and won in OT.
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Whatever it is, I'm not totally sure. For whatever reason, when my Grandparents moved her way back when she didn't become a citizen, although that might've changed since I was a kid. I remember her having to show a Canadian ID when we'd come back from visiting family in Welland that had a picture of her from when she was in her 30's. It's been a long time since I crossed the border for anything other than buying beer when I made a pilgrimage back to Buffalo and she was never with me for that.
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People actually leave Canada?
I guess the Union wages at the Ford Plant were better than anything Hamilton had to offer at the time. I think my Grandma is actually still a Canadian citizen or has a dual citizenship.
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Unless your all american indians, I wonder if there were people like these waiting for your forefathers when they arrived?
My Grandad came over the Peace Bridge in the late 50's, but if he was closer to the Reservation he might've ran into a few problems.
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I'm suprised that with all the transplants living in the RTP and Piedmont Triad areas that there isn't a Wegmans down here yet. Although I do remember when there was a Hills in High Point, NC that bombed big time.
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watch him end up with 100 catches for 1200 yards and 10 tds next season....
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What a play by Matsui!!!!!
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Am I the only one that HATES daylight saving time? I just see it as a big waste of time. Want to have an extra hour of daylight? Get up an hour early. Don't bother me with your nonsense.
I wish they'd just leave it the way it is after today...I hate when it gets dark at 5:30.
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Some more Mitch Hedberg material...funny stuff
"if a pizza restaurant takes competitor's coupons, I'm going to start my own pizza restaurant called Mitch's Pizza. Then I'll have coupons like buy a pizza, get 8 free, or buy a piza, get a free pizza oven! At the bottom of the coupon, it will say this coupon not good at any Mitch's Pizza locations..."
"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."
"I think fooseball is a combination of soccer and shishkabobs."
"I had a bag of fritos, they were texas grilled fritos. These fritos had grill marks on them. They remind me of something, when we used to fire up the barbeque and throw down some fritos. I can still see my dad with the apron on, better flip that frito, dad, you know how I like mine."
"I have a cheese-shredder at home, which is its positive name. They don't call it by its negative name, which is sponge-ruiner. Because I wanted to clean it, and now I have little bits of sponge that would melt easily over tortilla chips..."
"I hope the next time I move I get a real easy phone number. Something like, 222-2222. I would say sweet. People would say, "Mitch, how do I get ahold of you?" I would say, "Press 2 for a while, and when I answer, you will know that you have pressed 2 enough"
"I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Boy, you really like Tide."
"An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
"I like buying snacks from a vending machine because food is better when it falls. Sometimes at the grocery store, I'll drop a candy bar so that it will achieve its maximum flavor potential."
"I wanted this candy bar in a vending machine and it was at location HH, so I went to the side and pressed H twice. ******* potato chips came out man, they had an HH button for chrissake - you gotta let me know. I did not learn my AA's, BB's, CC's. God God dammit dammit."
"I bought this parrot, and he talked, but he could not say I'm hungry, so he died."
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Exactly...minor league sports aren't a civic pride event like the Bills, they're a family outing that families try to fit into their schedule.
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Sirius is the best thing I've bought for my car. I haven't listened to local radio ONCE since I got Sirius back at Christmas. NFL Radio, BuzzSaw, Octane, and Faction are my favorite stations. They also carry ESPN Radio and have a TON of other stations for weather, news, comedy and a bunch of other stuff I don't listen to, but you might like. I've never had XM, but I can say that I'd never switch from Sirius as long as they have the NFL.
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According to a Minnesota News Paper it's true...
I got this username and password from Bugmenot.com:
gorevidal@me.too
bush666
That really sucks.
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16 years 8 months younger than Mike Tyson, age 38
and probably 100 bucks richer.
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"I got my hair highlighted, because I felt that some strands were more important than others."
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."
"I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too."
"I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would be really mad if she heard me say that."
"I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill..."
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I think it's a joke....notice on Comedy Central's site is says March 2005 and not an exact date.
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Why not just send Dog the Bounty Hunter with his mullet and his wife with the big juggs over there?
(OT) Did anybody see the hockey clip on...
in The Stadium Wall Archives
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