Chandler#81

Having missed the last 19 games, what exactly makes the Starless Knight a key player? Does he carry the keys to the bathroom?

Jimbo’s up!

We’re here and we’ve arrived! The Mafia returns to Orchard Park in full throat as well as on television screens across the nation. Fresh off the most astounding season since ‘88, in one short year, the Bills have catapulted from ‘they could be good this year, but that’s a tough schedule’ to: “Mount Up, Mafia! Super Bowl!!” Josh Allen has arrived as likely only Brandon Beane believed on Draft Day ‘18, already rewarded with a record breaking $um while a year remains on his rookie contract and transforming (on our viewing devices) from ‘Sugar Rush Josh’ to 2nd in League MVP voting! The football world joined us in stunned amazement as many multiple late season games were scheduled and flexed to nationwide and global audiences. The AFCCG was the most watched program of the year! We didn’t play well that game and a daunting offseason of expiring contracts and no money threatened to derail the pipe dream. Enter ‘Beane After Dark’. Mostly aided by players who didn’t want to BE anywhere else, his team created satisfied offerings and SIGNED every player we wanted to keep! Virtually unheard of today -especially for a significant reduction in salary cap! Then his team focused on improving DL performance and every Draft choice -Once Again- made the final roster in back to back seasons! Again, unheard of! While the global pandemic remains and its variant actually strengthened, nearly 2 out of every 3 Americans are I shot minimum vaccinated, allowing the gates to swing open for full fan attendance to personally view the ‘McDermott Experience’, featuring Air Allen and his gang of Pro Bowl WRs! His Defense is solid from front to back, if not spectacular, and the ‘teams’ -led by the BassMaster- are Special! While a new banner will unfurl today, which means playing a 1st Place schedule in an extended season, our opposition looks to be less daunting than ‘20, based solely on their previous year, starting with the ‘Paper Tiger’ Steelers TODAY! FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS! It’s about to get Real! SUPER Real! click Watch on YouTube (8:33 mark)

It’s Here! It’s Real! LETS GO BUFFALO!

Bring it Home, Bills!

and we will continue to.

the usual. Dbl order of wings, 2 bricks of cheese, pepperoni, Ritz veggie, chips & homemade dip. Did I mention mass quantities of beer??😳

Talk about playing to his market! Well done, Stephon. Good Luck!

Godda- mmmm… 🤦‍♂️ Ask your Gotdam neighbor! Don’t clog the main Board with dim witted questions requiring one answer! This ain’t Alexa!

BASTARDS!

Some great openers mentioned here, but no fans of the beat down we gave KC on the road, 41-0 I believe? Wasn’t THAT long ago.. For me, it will Always be Opening Night, ‘74 at home vs. the Raaaaaaaida’s, MNF!

You don’t know any Pittsburgh fans, do you?

2 mediocre teams. Somebody had to win..

Yawhol, Mein Führer! Alles Gute zum Geburtstag!

candidate for Post of the Week!

STFU.😇 Nah, Spags is smarter.. I’m thinking he’ll be gone BEFORE Sunday afternoon.. just a hunch..🤭

Week one? Following a tumultuous preseason where creative penalties were called in every damn game? I’m goin’ with Refs for the Win.

Ditto. He’s the enemy know.

Rookies don’t ‘Break out’. They can have fantastic rookie campaigns and even win ROY, but to ‘break out’ is to come from a lower tier. Rookies ARE the lower tier.

‘boys.

Go Bills!

2/3rds. 😉

It is. You have to consider the source. My prediction that he’ll get 1 assessment correct this season is hanging on a thread..