damj
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I knew it! Which weighs more? A pound of marbles or a pound of feathers?
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A dead one who left a big life insurance policy.
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But will now be treated with respect and not ridiculed, right ... right ... right?
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Who really killed JFK?
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Me too ... what new honors do we accrue around here?
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Dude, I'm not even popular with my wife, and I drive a Chevy S-10 pick-up with 130,000 miles.
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I have a long tongue and water-proof keyboard.
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Done!
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Do you want popcorn to go with that whine?
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Wait ... I thought I was the A-Hole?!?
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Wow! That is correct! You are truly amazing sir!
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Ok ... I'll give you one more chance to redeem yourself ... I'm thinking of a number. What is it?
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Ha! I knew you would all give up!
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You hate me because I'm going to win the "Last Post" thread?
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He offered to smoke a cigar with Kim Jong Il and they were freed immediately.
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Sporks come in all materials ... Link
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Close ... spork
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I'm thinking of a piece of silverware. What is it?
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What is the average air speed velocity of a swallow?
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Why would you bury the survivors you heartless bastard!?!
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An airplane full of Fench and Spanish citizens crashes right on the border between France and Spain. Where do you bury the survivors?
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Now it's a good morning!
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Q. Do gansta kitties always land on their feet? A. No, not if you throw them hard enough.
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I love the "THUD" into the wall at the end! Looks painful
