damj

HDBD!

Obviously ... since you started this thread that is driving everyone NUCKING FUTS!!!!

Doctor, Doctor, Doctor ...

You wanna rumble ... I'll get Stanislas and my boyz in the Polish mob ... I'll have 'em rough me up ... break my legs and then I'll bury myself in a shallow grave with some lime! You don't know who you're messing with ... I'll pop a cap in my ass if you keep it up!

Yessssssssssssssss!!!!!!

Top 3 Least Scary things: 3. Babies 2. Gun totin' feline!! 1. A cloudy day

Dude ... I don't think you ever had it!

Thanks for proving me correct!

BTW ... I'm listening to Sirius Left and they're talking about you right now ... talking about how much they don't like you.

I respect that ... earning your sham legal degree the hard way!

Gooooooooooooooood Mornin'!!

Nice try Steely ... BUSTED! Lawyer In A Box

Don't push it ... biotch! lol

Sure thing ... counselor

Ok ... who can we blame this morning's server crash on? I'll say SKOOBY ... he posted something that was: 1.) True 2.) Verifiable 3.) Unique, and 4.) Interesting Server just couldn't handle it and fried itself.

And except McDrunkie Joe ...

Ok .. Ok ... I might have exagerated the first one ... a little

I prefer "Evil Genius" or "A Voodoo woman named Phyllis".

Yes, but prior precedence was set in the case of Johnson vs. the Purple Nipple strip club when the Honorable Judge Rection (Hugh G.) ruled that: 1.) Steely Dan is a gimp who likes to dress up farm animals are attempt to date them, and 2.) The creator of said contest is free to make up whatever rules he so chose, and that all interpretations of winners were at the sole discretion on the contest creator.

yes ... you won ... absolutely nothing.

Nice try ... that's my name next to post #1 ... don't be a hater man ... don't be a hater ...

No ... I buy my slips from Victoria's Secret.

Yeah ... I get it ... wasn't defending Deerballs ... I was just rolling with the subliminal message theme ... seemed to make sense at the time, but now I'm not so sure ... my coffee buzz wore off and my brain shut down about 3:00 ...

ummm ... no ...

{cough,cougheatmecough,cough}