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Superman dies.
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That job sounds HORRIBLE - it doesn't matter who you're working for, telemarketing on the weekends and specifically on GAME DAY?
Oh deary.
Not only that, but you have to "service existing clients".
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Dare I say it.... yes.... yes I shall.....
TEDY BRUSCHI
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Unless he somehow manages to Roethlisberger himself.
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I think it's 80 plus 43 third string quarterbacks.
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I like how BLITZKRIEG is on the other board rationalizing this as "Buffalo's OLine was in disarray, he was good in Baltimaore, our Oline coach will make him better, BLA BLA BLA..."
Haven't we heard all of this before?
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I have one thing to say about this, if it is indeed true:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
*catches breath*
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
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Maybe Marv should simulate the season on Madden 2007 with each quarterback and whoever loses, that's who he trades off to San Francisco.
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I loved it that one time Bennie Anderson went into an all you can eat restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
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I read this one, and I thought it said, "Observed wall in despair".
Now that would be serious.
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KFFL | Williams and Anderson Reunited on Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Historic Bills lardasses Mike Williams and Bennie Anderson have both been traded to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers for a coupon for twenty cents off Shake-N-Bake.
Experts predict the entire Florida penisula may sink from all the fatness centralized in a single location.
Some physicists predict that this sinking will somehow create a black hole that sucks all of the world's mass into itself, destroying all life on Earth.
"They were pretty good pickups, I thought," said Tom Donahoe, behind the counter at the Dunkin Donuts store on Elmwood Avenue, "Fat equals good."
Ironically, Tom Donahoe may again find himself out of a job when the two players leave town as they were the best customers of that particular Dunkin Donuts branch.
"They used to come in here and load up on french crullers before heading over JP's house to play Madden," said a dejected Donahoe, a single tear running down his face.
When asked how possibly could Mike Williams and Bennie Anderson fit in the same store with him, Tom Donahoe turned serious, "A small boy died when they came in here one day on a binge," he said. "The worst part about it was that the corpse was unidentifiable by the police examiner."
Parts of that young boy are still embedded in Bennie Anderson's posterior. "That was one of the reasons we traded that fatass" said a suddenly enraged Levy. "He killed a small boy and didn't have the decency to at least get him surgically removed from his butt. It was becoming a locker room distraction. Some might say even a cancer."
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Wouldn't that be gross to look down and just have NO toenails?
That's the stuff horror movies are made of!
GROSS!
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*chirp chirp chirp*
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*crickets chirping*
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Was that rolling block by number 65 legal? That was pathetic.
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Pat Williams Signed with the Argonauts???
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Marv's performance enhancing supplements: Metamucil.
ps. In all seriousness I was impressed by how spry the guy is.
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I have one question:
Where in the World is Mike Williams?
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If Mike Williams poops in the woods, would a bear hear it?
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What's this about Mike Williams getting traded to the Bucs?
I want to know about the poignant issues
in The Stadium Wall Archives
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I feel a poignant dump coming on.