Sketch Soland
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I LIVE DAMN YOU! I LIVE!!!
LET THIS BE A LESSON TO MY ENEMIES! I AM NOT TO BE VANQUISHED LIKE SOME 2-INCH LIMP PENIS LIKE VABILLS!!!
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Yeah, well Kobe knows how Shaq's asss tastes, too....
Did you spread Shaq's butt cheeks or something?
I'm just sayin: let us in on it.... does he have a expressively puckering chocolate starfish?
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Please make a semi-coherent post if you are someone who needs to be geopolitically relearned by Sketch Soland.
You know who you are.
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Who's Steely Dan?
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Awe, did pinky cut you off, or not do a reach around?
No, I told you to suck on the erect penis of an African Hyena because you secretly self-fellatio to Jonas Brothers DVDs. Usually people who self-fellatio to the Jonas Brothers like the "real-life" experience of fellating an African Hyena. Just wanted to be a chum and pass that on!
You got it all wrong, my friend.
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That's trademark Family Guy stuff, biatch.
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Who is the least informed about what? The office transaction? Probably the governor but then the governor isn't a person within the transaction, but rather the object of which they speak. On the theory its the two people and the informed is related to the governor's availability there is the knowledge transmitted by the clerk (which may be true or false). The is most "informed" in that he either knows or doesn't know of the governor's availability, is telling the truth or lying, and consequently is most informed. The vistor's knowledge is derivative of what the clerk has imparted. Ergo..the visitor is the lesser informed of the two.
Another reason the governor would not be the least informed is that he or she is in fact the governor and has full first hand knowledge of his availability.
I like the way your mind works.
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3.5
Nice.
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So Belgium then?
There's no time for waffles.
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Welcome back, Sketch.
Since the scene takes place in a government office, we can safely assume that an exchange of blowjobs has taken place. Therefore, this "person" person is least informed because he or she does not even know that the "man" is actually the governor in disguise (there is nothing a governor loves more than an incognito blowjob).
Gringo, you know you've always won in my heart.
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Beat me to it.
BTW, where the hell have you been, Sketch?
In the Labyrinth
David Bowie sends his regards.
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on TBD?
Or is it just because you've been in exile for so long they give you a little slack?
Peter: They will clean up all your talking in a menace such as this
Brian: They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a p*ss
Stewie: And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: It's the plain situation! There's no negiotiation!
Peter: With the fellows at the freakin FCC!
Brian: They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of the special interest groups...
Peter: Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
Stewie: Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops!
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: Take a tip, take a lesson! You'll never win by messin'
Peter: With the fellas at the freakin' FCC
Peter:And if you find yourself with some you sexy thing
Peter:You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
Peter:Cause you can't say penis!
Peter:So they sent this little warning they're prepared to do the worst
Brian: And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be co-erced
Stewie: I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first!
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: They may just be neurotic. Or possible psychotic. They're the fellas at the freakin FCC!
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You can say
on TBD?
Or is it just because you've been in exile for so long they give you a little slack?
A gentleman never tells!
how goes it my good man?
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I only have one thing to say:
VABills can suck the erect penis of an African Hyena.
That is all.
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Is it a Canadian government office?
when you let me into the building on the hella DL.
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Due to the fact I have made a vow to myself that I will not crack another David Patterson joke until I can look at his picture without laughing, I will not take a guess.
Just gonna walk away and pretend I didn't read this.
Average sperm ejaculator size award.
But not zee winner.
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SO SKOOBY MY BOOBY!
You are the horse du jour.
Please send me an IM about your darkest fantasies!!
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SKOOBY?
Honorary emeritus award.
But not zee winner.
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Hello all,
Can you solve this riddle?
"A man goes into a government office. The man asks for the governor. He is not available, says a person. The man walks out of the office.
Question: who is the least informed?"
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Rivers has a smaller penis than Marino.
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Welcome back.
Were you away you On Golden Pome?
Yes.
Quite Correct.
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I'm sorry that fame escaped you, Ray.
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The reason Bush sat for seven minutes while reading My Pet Goat is really because he was fantasizing. :lol:
Can you solve this riddle?
in Off the Wall Archives
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Nice.
But I will circle jerk with someone around here soon.
That's really why I came back after hiatus.