[Fine Dining in Tempe, AZ]

“Nurses are the most sexually fantasized-about profession,”

 

Not that I've ever seen a study on this, but I would bet that teachers take this award.

[Update: Blacked Out]

 

http://www.democratandchronicle.com/apps/p...RTS03/612160304

[My new tailgate food....]

Here it is...

 

http://michaelgalati.com/displayimage.php?album=23&pos=0

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Looks like you just had trouble holding the beef together. Add some bread crumbs next time.

[Nintendo Wii]

 

3. Reports of this have already began to be published, but the way the Wii remote/controller is now configured it makes it more strenous on the hardcore gamer to play high-itensity/movement games for long periods of times (aka tournaments).

 

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You mean fat dorks might actually have to use more muscles then their fingers? Just horrible.

[What Santa's Elves do the other 364 days]

A person is 'entrapped' when he is induced or persuaded by law enforcement officers or their agents to commit a crime that he had no previous intent to commit.

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But, but...it's my right to break the law and I should not be fooled into thinking there isn't a cop around.

[This weeks JP Thread]

He's no Rob Johnson.

[Patsies Get Extra Down!!!]

I'm going to have to take a very long shower after this game.

[What Santa's Elves do the other 364 days]

Agreed.

 

How long until an elf like that is measuring the speed of a metal baseball bat that is about ot hit it?

 

I really don't think that will last very long now that people like myself know about it. ANybody know where i can get some cheap airline tickets?

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I see you're well on your way to growing up.

[REJECTED!!!!!!]

Thought I had that job in KY. (Fire Chief's) Somebody with more "experience" got it instead! Yeah right! "Good Ol' Boy" system at its finest!   

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Or, is it possible they could have hired someone who actually does have more experience then you?

 

But you're probably right, it wasn't you, it's them.

[Leafs changing logo?]

Leave....good.....jerseys....alone!

[Sorry Kickballers...]

Lotion Klansmann has turned down USA Hockey.  Guess you'll have to try to find some other unpronounceable Euro to lead our men in diving and whining.

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Fits like a glove

[Do YOU believe in God?]

Yes, the Hebrew God.

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Benjamin Franklin ?

[Unimaginable fraud]

The goverment is just as retarded for not verifying his mental capacity with a doctor.

[what is the worst job you ever had....]

Worked weekends as a receptionist in a "Massage" place. It only took a couple of days to figure out that the men customers were getting "special" massages. I stayed for a few more weeks because the money was good. But then, when the boss suggested that I "train" to become a masseuse, I quit. 

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Pissed he thought you needed training?

[Do YOU believe in God?]

One of my favorite bumper stickers: Dear Jesus, please save me from your followers.

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I saw one "I love you God, it's your people I have a problem with."

[December 7, 1941]

Yeah, I was there in May and it was amazing.  Very somber experience.

 

Of course there were some jerks who were posing for pictures and smiling like it was freak'n Disney World.  I SOOO wanted to throw them overboard.  Made me sick. 

 

CW

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I saw a few of those. That sad part was it was the Americans. The Japanese were much more respectful.

[December 7, 1941]

I agree....amazingly surreal. You can see the ghostly outline of the ship beneath the water. When they said that all those who were sleeping when the attack started were left to remain "buried" with the ship, it really put things into perspective for me.

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The thing that got me was the oil. I had always heard you could still see some on the surface, but I was amazed at how much there was. Kind of gave me the feeling that the Arizona was still "living" and the oil felt like blood.

 

Then being able to stand on the spot where the Japanese signed the surrender on the Missouri and see the Arizona from that spot. Gives you a sense of history that can't be found many other places.

[December 7, 1941]

Standing over the Arizona is one of the most amazing things I've ever experienced. Those who can ever make the trip, should.

[Bills/Dolphins back to 1PM...WTF?]

From BuffaloBills.com:

 

“We spoke to CBS today and told them we did not believe the shift to a later start time was in the fans’ best interest,” a League spokesman said

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When exactly would switching a game ever be in a fans best interest?

 

I love football, but the NFL is doing eveything it can to make me not want to.

[I am sick and tired...]

I'm not. Those have been some pretty good match-ups minus the Raiders game.

 

Frankly, I'm pissed the Bills game got moved so I can't watch the Broncs-Chargers.

[Do YOU believe in God?]

But I try to remember why it really is that we celebrate this season and that's the birth of Jesus Christ. 

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You mean it's not just so we can wake up really early after Thanksgiving and stand in line for sweet electronic deals?

 

And yes, I believe in God.

[Bush Worst president ever?]

Do you like being in the middle of the circle?

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Sometimes, but you called dibs so I like to be fair.

[Bush Worst president ever?]

I love circle jerks.

[Need your thoughts]

Here You Go

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Thanks for reinforcing my

[Need your thoughts]

I would suggest getting a hotel for an evening...an extra $100 and you can see a TON more

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$100 hotel in NYC =