Ball Burglar

Not that anyone here listens, but in case there is someone. What you "see" when you "see" Brown "struggle" (enough quotes for you yet) in preseason games, is a guy who has about ONE TENTH the practice reps of the other 3. They will be keeping Brown or not based on what the coaches see of him in camps and practices, not based on a few preseason plays. Put another way, we have had a three way QB competition going on, which has limited the reps for Trent, Fitz, and Brohm in practice (because they have to be divided up more among the three). Levi comes last in that parade and gets far fewer than anyone. All of you know this. But if it entered your thinking at all about what you think you see in a the preseason games, and what Brown has "shown you", none of you mentioned it.

Yes I had heard that

You got an amusing collection of individuals in here I see. Well, I spose a good sense of humor will be important in our coming season Unless maybe you don't want to rely on grave yard humor to get you through another season. Like suppose maybe you wanted some takeaways to help even out the mistakes all the young Bills are going to make this year. If you want some takeaways, then you would come to me.

Anybody here a Ball Burglar?

Ok folks, here is a condensed summary of who and what we Ball Buglars are. We are putting a bounty on the football. Every time the Bills take that ball away from the enemy, we pay off to their charities. With as many Bills fans as there are, this bounty could soon be astronomical. Plus we have adopted the cancer kids at Roswell. They are our special pals and when we get big they will get goodies from us, and research for kid's cancers. Alone we can do little so we are going to gang up on kid's cancer. There will be thousands of us if you will help. Right now the money goes to Carly's Club at Roswell and Hunter's Hope for Jim Kelly's boy in a 50/50 split of your pledge. You mail it directly yourself. When we get bigger we will set up a foundation because we will need to do so to be able to provide trips and goodies and whatever else those kids need or like. But for now the expense of the foundation would be too much for a small group so we do it direct. Here is the pledge form: Pledge per takeaway regular season: Pledge per takeway returned for a TD: Pledge per takeaway Playoffs: Pledge per takeaway Super Bowl: Pledge for THE FOOTBALL (Lombardi Trophy): You can pledge here on the board or just to yourself. There are zillions of reasons why we are formed like we are. The basic idea is we want to have fun doing this, plus goof on the little kids. (Do people know what "goofing on" someone is anymore?) We wear the masks as a symbol of who we are so people will know us. And as psychological warfare on the other teams. We are not like other "charities" because we are geared to be like we are at games. Rowdy and loud. When we get big we will get and auction footballs intercepted by the Bills. To do this we will make a donation to the charity the intercepting player chooses, in return for the ball. The players will feel supported and also come to respect us. The balls will be packaged in decorated fashion by the kids at Roswell and then auctioned off to the highest bidder. We will do all sorts of things depending on the talents and skills of our members. We will become known throughout the NFL and other teams will not like us.

That's the single smartest thing I have read about this situation anywhere. Thank you. Now be quiet in case you are right.

That post shows greatness. That was a blast to read.

The show is on from 8-8:30 PM bub.

Gee I ain't seen this many "lonely" guys since the last time I visited my cousin Louie in the hooscow. Anyways we in The Ball Burlar Organization welcome folks of all differnet "orientations" so I'm still sorta pleased to meet you fellows. Just so you remember my grain don't run that way we will get along fine. Now back to the topic don't forget to watch the little film on the WGRZ TV pregame show! And heya to rtconner it seems you have some idea of what we are up to with the rabble you have assembled on this board don't ya?

Hello "Two Bills Drive" Fans. It's me, the Ball Burglar reminding you all that WGRZ has done a little feature on us for their pregame show Sunday. So remember it's Channel 2 at 8 PM.