[She's a real Oswego Angel...wouldya?]

I would do anything for love, but I won't do scat.

Meat Loaf or Steaming Loaf ... decisions, decisions...

[I am Having a Great Day!]

We did even @ one time house a garter snake I caught @ work in the fall... We kept it through the winter feeding it nightcrawlers (can get them @ Walmart by the bait cooler)... It (she) shed its skin... During the first part of the spring we released it to a pond by the cemetery by our house. Sankes love voids! Graves would be perfect, pond too! :-O

 

I once released a friggin' huge garter snake in the mess hall at summer camp during the middle of lunch. Never heard so much screaming in my life.

[Would ya?]

Hair trigger, no doubt.

[Planning to cut off your penis and jump to your death?]

PR stunt before his "King Missile" sample drops?

[What in cod's name was a dildo doing in his stomach?]

Someone took the term "codpiece" much too literally.

[Caption the photo please]

"It felt a hell of a lot bigger than that coming out!"

[Wilfork asks pats to release him]

Can we go back to hating his guts now?

[This guy is a real douche]

I bet his girlfriend pulls some strings to get him out of there.

[Ellen Page Comes Out As Lesbian]

I'd like to announce to everyone here that I'm a hetero.

Anybody care? Oh, and I was in some Super 8mm movies when I was a kid.

 

Any of 'em do half a billion $$ in box office?

 

Juno - $231,411,584

X-Men Last Stand - $459,359,555

Inception - $825,532,764

 

Somebody must think Ms. Page can act. She currently commands a salary of $3M per movie. Not Johnny Depp territory, but not exactly peanuts either.

[What is the earliest time of day you have had a beer?]

You need to meet me in Vegas one weekend. Granted, the people with cocktails didn't just start, but seeing someone with a Jack-n-Coke, pack of Marlboros and a stack of chips at the Pai Gow table while I''m looking for coffee at 6 a.m. is regulation.

 

In college, we had more than my share of Breakfast of Champions: donuts and keggers at 6 a.m.

We used to have Fosters & Fosters parties on Friday or Saturday nights. (Strawberry donuts + Aussie beer. Mmmm.)

 

Leftovers were breakfast, a few hours later.

[My wife passed away today]

Sympathy & best wishes from the Left Coast.

[Darren Sharper charged with drugging, raping two women]

You just have to wonder what to hell is going through peoples heads sometimes?

 

Sometimes it's pretty clear. For example, on 12/20/97 what was going through Lonnie Johnson's head was -- Darren Sharper.

['Wanna buy some Girl Scout Cookies, Mister?']

Not really.

 

 

Callaway used to make a decent Fumé Blanc.

[I submitted a Lay's Potato Chip Flavor]

Thread title sounds like the wimpiest UFC fight in history.

[Gugny appears on Japanese TV show]

My kids grew up watching Nihongo de Asobo videos.

 

The penis-puppet is about the least weird thing on that show.

 

(Imagine, if you can, the 600 lb Sumo wrestler Konishiki, dressed as a giant pineapple, engaging in tongue-twister duels with little kids dressed like snails. That was pretty much par for the course on that wacked out show..)

[Dareus named PFF All-Pro]

(granted, Tuel was just half the Cleveland game).

 

So who was wearing Tuel's number in the KC game?

[Sex is becoming too damn complicated!]

There is no way in hell I am ever letting anything internet-connected get anywhere close to "The Franchise."

 

Not while you animals are out there.

[Sabres' game winning goal tonight LOL]

Hanzal would have had to run his own goalie to keep that from happening.

 

Probably should have.

[Holiday would ya?]

I'm thinking it would be easier without the leggings.

 

 

Otherwise, that is one annoying video.

They'd slow me down about as much as Colin Brown could slow down a pass rush.

 

And yes, it is. I'm stunned that people actually watched it all.

[LAMP--I have hesitated to post this, but...]

I heard a new euphemism for that recently. Something like "selected to participate in a corporate efficiency initiative."

Around here they've been using the delightful term "off-boarding." I suggested the more accurate "plank-walking" but was shot down.

[Holiday would ya?]

some if those comments make me smh. Great family though. They did a great job.

 

It's a "Would ya?" thread. What did you expect, catechisms?

 

Maybe not officially.

 

I want to slap that video.

 

I watched it with the sound off. I am assuming that was a good idea.

[Holiday would ya?]

If she were wearing those leggings? Oh yeah.

 

For some reason, striped leggings on a chick always, um, "get my attention", shall we say.

[What's your Christmas/Holiday bonus like?]

No.

 

He has a horse, though.

Ah yes, the big (head) boss.

[What's your Christmas/Holiday bonus like?]

What's a bonus? I may get a promotion that comes with a 10% raise this month though. If that actually comes through, I'll consider it a bonus this year.

Good luck on the promo/raise. That's exactly what I got last month.

 

Oh yeah, and then the company's reaction to Obamacare kicked in and my health insurance premiums went up by 50%. Yay, bonus.

 

I got informed that I have to take a pay cut next year. It's to my benefit, because it makes the company more competitive. So I'm looking forward to it.

By any chance does your boss have pointy hair?

[Casting an ant hill in aluminum]

A friend of mine built a smelter in his back yard. Aluminum doesn't need a lot of heat to melt, you actually don't want to use too much or it will become a noxious vapor. Not hard to build and it's a cooler way to get rid of my beer cans than returning them.

Aluminum melts at 660°C

 

Why do I know this? I once had a TA put our aluminum sample trays into a baking kiln set for 670°C